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I just got the weirdest e-mail.

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Okay, this email was in my inbox and I have no idea why I got it, but it's so weird I thought I should share. It's from "Alfresco B. Apply." No idea who this guy is.

Subject: I think you're meant to sprinkle salt on it... :)

We haven't been introduced... :)

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And then he posts this pic :iblislink:

Had there been a link for the pic, I would have dismissed it as porn spam, but there wasn't... so WTF?

Kinda funny, IMO, but very very odd.
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I am so making that a song.
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Dude! I get like, three of those a day sometimes. I thought someone was stalking me with advice (my email reader doesn't load the pictures, so I missed that strange part of the whole thing).
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I just got 2 more of those damn things! From differet addys and with different pics and stuff... But when I reply the e-mail is invalid.
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Russo wrote:I just got 2 more of those damn things! From differet addys and with different pics and stuff... But when I reply the e-mail is invalid.

It's really, really easy to fake an e-mail address.
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Odd, just fucking odd. :shock:
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iblis wrote:
Russo wrote:I just got 2 more of those damn things! From differet addys and with different pics and stuff... But when I reply the e-mail is invalid.

It's really, really easy to fake an e-mail address.
my g33k libs have a few sections of scripts just for that...... :-x
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What perplexes me is, if it's spam, then why didn't they link to anything? Why would someone send me and Jack an e-mail from a fake address giving cryptic advice and lame porno shots?
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Russo wrote:What perplexes me is, if it's spam, then why didn't they link to anything? Why would someone send me and Jack an e-mail from a fake address giving cryptic advice and lame porno shots?

Just to fuck with your head maybe?
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i may be wrong but i have heard that there is a way to verify if an email address is valid by using images in the email
example
i am a spammer or email addy collecter and resaler, and you are an innocent victom - so i send you an email with a pic inbeded or href to a pic - when you read the email i would somehow be able to see that you accessed the pic or read the email and then verify your address is valid in order to sell it to others for spamming purposes, and thus feeding the machine -
maybe i made all of this up
maybe its real
just because your not paranoid, doesnt mean they are not after you.
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hey..i got one of those emails today..very very strange.
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Post by Melicious Scam »

Maybe some weird pervert is stalking the kg forums and sending all of the people he loves these wonderful emails.
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Hmm...there's a couple good one-line quotes in there. *steals them*
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Post by QueenOfTheFlock »

Very interesting...don't know if I've ever gotten one though, I tend to delete e-mails from strange addresses if they have odd subjects. FYI, if anyone e-mails me and I don't know you're email, it's wise to say "Hey Libby, This is ___________" in the subject..

That's just really fucking odd though
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