Top Ten Things to Remember About Sanctus..

LordHades · Post by **LordHades** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:58 am

Number 1. Never go to Sanctus with a loaded gun.

Number 2. Wear the clean undies.

Number 3. When giving away free shirts and knicknacks, try to get chicks to show you their tits.

Number 4. If you plan to drink alot, make sure you have someone attractive drive you home. In the absence of attractive, sober people, look for anyone with a black x on their hands. They're supposed to be sober, so you have an alibi.

Number 5. Keep moving. Not only are there alot of beautiful people to see, not to mention the various shows on and above stage, but it helps to keep anyone from noticing the funk if you didn't follow rule number 2.

Number 6. Don't be shy about leering at pretty people. They put alot of effort into looking like that, so give them their props. Besides, if worse comes to worse, you can always claim it was just gas.

Number 7. Bring lots of extra cash, and go to the pre-sanctus get-together at Urban. Not only can you get an incredible grilled chicken sandwich and wonderful curly fries, but you can play the DJ and make everyone else listen to what passes for your musical sensabilities.

Number 8. When in doubt, just dance. Noone's looking at you anyways, and if they are, you either deserve it, or they're too nearsighted or drunk to make things out to begin with. So you might as well.

Number 9. Don't cllimb on stuff. The Blue Cats people don't like it.
Other people are an exception.

Number 10. Don't go to Sanctus with a loaded gun. Yes, this was number 1 as well, but it bears repeating. Nothing's more painful than being surrounded by a legion of lush lovelies than a pair of the bright blue's. Trust me on this one.

LordHades · Post by **LordHades** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 5:44 am

Note, not all of this list is based off personal experience of the mistakes made, variety. (Number 2, I'm looking at you!) Several items were included for humor value, in addition to being potentially applicable information.

The author does not take any responsibility for bodily, psychological, or social harm resulting from use, misuse, abuse, or lack of use of these points. Unless it gets him laid. Then he's totally fucking responsible.

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:50 am

LordHades wrote:Number 2. Wear the clean undies.

Ummm...why? Just enjoy freeballin'.

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:15 pm

so, were you the commotion in the street last night?

LordHades · Post by **LordHades** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:45 pm

Me? No, I didn't even know about it.. Spill the dirt!

Mother Mo · Post by **Mother Mo** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 5:58 pm

Yeah, there was a big hoopla with some frat daddies, I think. Don't really know why, but I suspect it may be related to uncontrolled testosterone levels. Silly boys!

miz kitty · Post by **miz kitty** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 10:23 pm

Undies at Sanctus? You must be joking!

Post by **Arkady** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 1:14 am

miz kitty wrote:Undies at Sanctus? You must be joking!

That's kinda what I was thinking. :up:

MadHatter · Post by **MadHatter** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:00 pm

Arkady wrote:
miz kitty wrote:Undies at Sanctus? You must be joking!

That's kinda what I was thinking.

I have to Concur with you on that. :twisted:

LordHades · Post by **LordHades** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 4:17 pm

Alright perhaps it's just me then. But when you go alone, and by all realistic expectations plan to leave so, you tend to weight more heavily the need to move freely over easy access.

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