Wonem of 30....

[jjenisis]

Andy Roonie on Women of 30+.....
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> > Here is a piece written by Andy Rooney - CBS 60
> > Minutes.
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> > As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most
> > of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
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> > A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of
> > the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't
> > care what you think.
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> > If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she
> > doesn't sit around whining about it. She does
> > something she wants to do. And, it's usually something
> > more interesting.
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> > A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be
> > assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and
> > from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn
> > what you might think about her or what she's doing.
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> > Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a
> > screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle
> > of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve
> > it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think
> > they can get away with it.
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> > Older women are generous with praise, often
> > undeserved. They know what it's like to be
> > unappreciated.
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> > A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce
> > you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man
> > will often ignore even her best friend because she
> > doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30
> > couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends
> > because she knows her friends won't betray her.
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> > Women get psychic as they age. You never have to
> > confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always
> > know.
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> > A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red
> > lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag
> > queens.
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> > Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is
> > far sexier than her younger counterpart.
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> > Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell
> > you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You
don't
> > ever have to wonder where you stand
> > with her.
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> > Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of
> > reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every
> > stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there
> > is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool
> > of himself with some 22-year-old waitress. Ladies, I
> > apologize.
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> >
> > And now for my favorite saying:
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> > For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you
> > can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you.
> > Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage,
> > why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an
> > entire Pig, just to get a little sausage..
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