Are You Living in 2004?

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Are You Living in 2004?

Post by QueenOfTheFlock »

I haven't seen this posted before so if it has been, sorry. I'm bolding the ones that apply to me. Heh.


Are You Living in 2004 ?

You know you're living in 2004 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You go home after long days at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.

7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.

13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom
of the screen.

14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't
have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.


15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your
coffee.


16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)

17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.


18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to
forward this message.

19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
Libby


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There wasn't a #9 in the list.
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Post by vicious_blood »

iblis wrote:There wasn't a #9 in the list.


There were 5. :P~
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Silly fuckers. :twisted:
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not on the list but when I use the real phone I instinctively look for the send button
I give her sadness and the gift of pain,
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Post by QueenOfTheFlock »

jjenisis wrote:not on the list but when I use the real phone I instinctively look for the send button


I've so done that before...haha. Good to know I'm not alone.
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