Three things that really suck.

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Three things that really suck.

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You know what really sucks? I mean, besides a vacuum, or a well paid secretary.

Unexpected flatulence. That can ruin anyone's day, let me tell you. It happens to everyone, but what can you do?

Why, get yourself a flatulence filter, that's what! With one of these handy-dandy gizmos, you'll never have to be embarrassed about letting a toot loose again. Just let 'er rip, and let your filter take the stink out of your stinky-doo.
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My farts don't stink. Oh, wait, I don't fart. I fluff.
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3 things that really suck........
the Bush family
the female gender (im in bitter mode right now.....:kill:)
running out of beer.
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