I'm going to give free oral-sex to everyone I've been even the slightest bit mean to and as many times as they want, guy or girl.

$2.00 going once....

I'm innocent....

Exactly. You're still pretty far away though.

Why did all the girls love Jesus?
















Because he was hung like this (holds out arms)

I'll take anything. Crack or cash preferably.

Best show ever. Most intelligent also.

Y2K+4

We're all gonna fuckin' die because the man wants our money.

I'm sorry.

I cry when angels deserve to die.

How do you perceive this? Remember, I will always love you.

.:does a little dance:.

They're s-so far behind m-master. What should I do?

......

Fuck 'em.

You wanted to!

I think we should kill.

Yeah! Let's go!

I-E-A-I-A-I-O

Why???

You mean 2 cents.

My bid: $0.005

None of you are in any position to tell me what's right.

I have solved all the world's problems being high and hanging out with my friends.

I love you guys.

The more truth you tell,
the more people hate you
because the magic mirrors
that let them see themselves
as decent people,
don't work so well any more.

I fucking hate America.

What?

Codeine Coma wrote:I wanna just burn it away...

Are you the one setting all the fires?

1. Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun
2. Several Small Species of Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave Grooving with a Pict
3. Mudmen

by Pink Floyd

Edit:

You're new here, so I'm going to let this slide. We don't allow insults here. But please read the FAQ.

-DV

Wouldn't having a reverend being president make seperation of church and state impossible?

I mean, come on, we already have celebrities. How stupid can people get?

I suppose it wouldn't be as bad as Bush though. Even if we didn't elect him.