I am running through the woods bare.
Oh wait.....
that was the bare poll, not the bear poll.
Apologies, I'll have to go back and take the bear poll.

Box Finders Inc. here.
There will be a small fee for finding your box.
We accept all major credit cards, traveler's checks, cash and poultry.

You are all sexy little lambs.
C'mere, show daaaaaddy some wooly love.



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Wham bam ram ya m'am

I came from the prize packet in the cereal box.

Hmmm....
The chicken fat thing is a pretty good idea.
Note to self:
Find a kiddie pool, chicken fat, and a naughty little monkey dressed as a nurse.

So glad you could join us.

Poor MOTM was so sleepy when she wrote that last post. The primer is in fact at noon. Thanks MoTM.

Those of you who were able to attend Shakespeare and Friends would see a similar venue at the Oak Ridge Renaissance festival. So far, the Known World Players (the people that do the chess match) will be there. We're also trying to get Labyrinthe (the belly dancer group) but so far have not heard bac...

We still need people. Lots of people. More importantly, people in garb. If you are already a rennie, or if you have garb and can skate through a conversation in Middle English or even Early Modern English, we could use you. The festival just went admission free due to fence constraints. So now if we...

There are very few things in this life worse than clowns.

If the encounter went really badly, and I hope never to see her again, I'll use one of three:

1) "My friends were right! You are better than your sister."

2) "Did you see where I put my penecillin?"

3) Puke. Don't say anything. Just puke. That speaks volumes.