i ve b een in the printing biz for 20 years. i run the press. i want to move to the composition dept where i'll be off my feet but i dont want to give up my experience in the biz by changing feilds. so the industry standard is mac and i dont want waste time learning something i cant use

Its well documented that i'm a techno tard. having said that i need to learn photoshop,in design, and illistrator for mac. problem is i dont own a mac nor know anything about mac. where do i get started?

grandpa munster did it first

come out to temple on friday at club legacy look for the redheaded giant

bonechushing huggs and big sloppy kisses to my favorite miniture minion

two down two to go

how do you megamix one hit song, come on everybody,i cant be the only on who wants abba to be totally goth,ya know dead

thanx for the warning, I'll start prepairing for my ritual suicide now and avoid yhe rush

that fallen guy only plays billy joel ,oh well it could be worse,he could be playing abba. notice the small letters

who's dj ing

ask him his opinion on the age old question, Kirk or picard?

tomorrow is mo's birthday and its important to let her know how much we love her and appriciate her. She has been a very warm and loving influence in my life, and i'm a better person for having known her. luv ya moe

happy fetal liberation day,we are preparing to consume mass quantities in your honor

i heard jay is having an affair with a giant red headed man

of course they,re, oops you,re unforgetable

amen brother

i just know mostly about opussums!

next week at temple is the weird off, finally. I've been workin on this since october and ive really been lookin forward to it. After consultiing with my counterparts, beelzabetty and the fallen it should be one of the funnest nights ever. we will take care to preserve the dancability,is that a word...

there is another product called wrecking balm,dont know anything about it but there it is

i think that farting dust thing was written for you