well, i'm apparently dodgy enough to earn a 12.5 years in prison and a potential fine of £2000.
how dodgy are you?
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how dodgy are you?
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how dodgy are you?
by iblis » Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:17 pm
If carpenters made buildings the way programmers make programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy all of civilization. Anonymous
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by Sir Diddimus » Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:23 pm
Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £0
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £0
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by iblis » Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:57 pm
well... another term for old fruit is "wine".
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by Silent Huntress » Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:19 pm
Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £0
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £0
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
"Masquerading as a normal person day after day is exhausting"
"The flip side of the maternal instinct is the killer instinct."
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"The flip side of the maternal instinct is the killer instinct."
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by cutelittlepsycho20 » Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:44 pm
Crooky
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: £7000
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: £7000
I hate that saying: "You can't have your cake and eat it too."
Because what's the point of having cake when you aren't able to savour and enjoy every tastey morsel it has to offer you.....
Because what's the point of having cake when you aren't able to savour and enjoy every tastey morsel it has to offer you.....
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by The Fallen » Sat Nov 19, 2005 8:33 am
Criminal
How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 131 Potential fine: £7000
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
I'm a baaaad boy
How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 131 Potential fine: £7000
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
I'm a baaaad boy
Oh sad is the world. but I have Kavorkian's scarf.
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by cutelittlepsycho20 » Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:14 pm
The Fallen wrote:Criminal
How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 131 Potential fine: £7000
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
I'm a baaaad boy
Jesus Christ George!!!! aren't you glad you're one slick mo fo!!.
I hate that saying: "You can't have your cake and eat it too."
Because what's the point of having cake when you aren't able to savour and enjoy every tastey morsel it has to offer you.....
Because what's the point of having cake when you aren't able to savour and enjoy every tastey morsel it has to offer you.....
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by Mercurygriffin » Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:03 am
Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 101 Potential fine: £7000
It gives me comfort that it wasn't as high as fallens though.
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 101 Potential fine: £7000
It gives me comfort that it wasn't as high as fallens though.
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by DarkCrisis » Wed Nov 23, 2005 2:30 pm
Criminal
How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 122 Potential fine: £9500
How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 122 Potential fine: £9500
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by Mother Mo » Mon Dec 26, 2005 10:27 pm
Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 73 Potential fine: £7000
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 73 Potential fine: £7000
Change how you see, not how you look.
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by Asher » Mon Dec 26, 2005 11:40 pm
Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 7.5 Potential fine: £2000
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 7.5 Potential fine: £2000
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by Francesca » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:32 pm
Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 16 Potential fine: £7000
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There goes what is left of my youth..
Francesca
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 16 Potential fine: £7000
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There goes what is left of my youth..
Francesca
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by tiipou » Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:38 pm
Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes:
Years in prison: 111 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes:
Years in prison: 111 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
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by Shadow Of The Fox » Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:34 am
Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £2000
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £2000
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how dodgy are you?
by Nigredo » Sun Apr 16, 2006 11:17 pm
Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £5000
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £5000
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by Exquisite Mystery » Wed May 10, 2006 3:42 am
In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0
Of course, this was calculated using UK laws, mostly.... So I'm good as long as I don't live in Alabama or someother random states/countries.
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0
Of course, this was calculated using UK laws, mostly.... So I'm good as long as I don't live in Alabama or someother random states/countries.
On the surface simplicity
but the darkest pit in me
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Bjork - Pagan Poetry
but the darkest pit in me
is pagan poetry
Bjork - Pagan Poetry
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