The Death Test

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The Death Test

Postby tiipou » Thu Jun 19, 2003 5:06 am

Wanna know when you die?
Yes?
Then take The Death Test!


Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
October 16, 2032
at the age of 50 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Drowning (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
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Postby briarus » Thu Jun 19, 2003 8:51 am

March 20, 2039
at the age of 68 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (18%)
Electrolysis (11%)
Cancer (10%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Drowning (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Wild Animal Mauling (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)

fire good :twisted:
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stop. my amygdala is listening!
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Postby Malakelle » Thu Jun 19, 2003 10:41 am

February 17, 2044
at the age of 64 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (16%)
Alcoholism (15%)
Sex with an Obese Person (13%)
Electrolysis (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%)
Drowning (5%)
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Postby Lost Traveler » Thu Jun 19, 2003 2:02 pm

March 19, 2037
at the age of 68 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (28%)
Heart Attack (27%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)


Oh that fits 37 has always haunted me Ill go with a heart attack while having cancer surgery
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Postby Mercurygriffin » Fri Jun 20, 2003 11:25 am

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


July 16, 2026
at the age of 45 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (20%)
Cancer (16%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Suicide (9%)
Electrolysis (7%)
Confusion (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

4 fucking days after my birthday. You know Im having a 4 day orgy/drunken haze that year.
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Postby Sir Diddimus » Fri Jun 20, 2003 12:21 pm

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


April 8, 2043
at the age of 71 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (32%)
Heart Attack (24%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)



Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on April 8, 2043, as you slip silently into the night.
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Postby Vampilot » Fri Jun 20, 2003 3:03 pm

Damn it!

November 18, 2031
at the age of 61 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (22%)
Cancer (17%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Alien Abduction (9%)

Oh well... what did I expect??

V
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Postby FalseAbsolution » Fri Jun 20, 2003 3:15 pm

August 12, 2036
at the age of 53 years old.

Cancer (19%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Electrolysis (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)


Well how about that.... i will brake my family curse of living to my 52 bday.
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Postby ms.tangledwebs » Fri Jun 20, 2003 4:14 pm

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


June 15, 2057
at the age of 76 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Alien Abduction (13%)
Cancer (13%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Homicide (9%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (8%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Drowning (6%)

cool, never did wanna get too old anyway!! my family has a bad habit of annoying each other for 85 years or more.
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Postby The Stormstress » Sat Jun 21, 2003 2:37 am

Oct 9, 2033 ... better start planning the party now!
If u r such a vamp, then bite me, bitch! :twisted:
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Postby white_darkness » Sat Jun 21, 2003 5:47 pm

December 13, 2034.

Looks like I've defeated family genetics.
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Postby The Fallen » Sat Jun 21, 2003 6:03 pm

You can expect to die on:

February 20, 2041
at the age of 70 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Heart Attack (27%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Suicide (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Oh sad is the world. but I have Kavorkian's scarf.
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Postby JaNell » Sun Jun 22, 2003 10:57 pm

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

February 28, 2031
at the age of 66 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Suicide (13%)
Homicide (6%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)
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Postby Mother Mo » Mon Jun 23, 2003 5:51 am

January 19, 2026 at the age of 53.
Either cancer or contagious disease.

Live it up now... It's later than I think!
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Postby scarecrow » Wed Jun 25, 2003 12:43 am

May 22 2039 @ 64 yrs old. Ill prolly die of cancer...at 64 any death would be fukking peachy!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Postby miss_kris1981 » Thu Jun 26, 2003 3:51 am

ms.tangledwebs wrote:Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


June 15, 2057
at the age of 76 years old.



you're gonna out live me!!!!
June 28, 2037
at the age of 56 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (35%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Drowning (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Homicide (7%)


what are you gonna do without me?? lol
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Postby ms.tangledwebs » Thu Jun 26, 2003 12:10 pm

miss_kris1981 wrote:
ms.tangledwebs wrote:Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


June 15, 2057
at the age of 76 years old.



you're gonna out live me!!!!
June 28, 2037
at the age of 56 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (35%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Drowning (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Homicide (7%)


what are you gonna do without me?? lol


I am gonna make you change your deadly ways, we have to be together forever!!
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Postby miss_kris1981 » Thu Jun 26, 2003 12:55 pm

I am gonna make you change your deadly ways, we have to be together forever!!




What's wrong with a lil sex, drugs, and alcohol??
~The Sex Goddess of the Western Hemisphere (otherwize known as Kris)
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Postby Sir Diddimus » Thu Jun 26, 2003 2:00 pm

miss_kris1981 wrote:
I am gonna make you change your deadly ways, we have to be together forever!!




What's wrong with a lil sex, drugs, and alcohol??


But you don't have Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation in your list of ways to go. :twisted:
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Postby Liliana » Thu Jun 26, 2003 2:34 pm

well looks like 2037! woohoo.
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