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Postby CryptMonger » Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:19 am

"Used Users' Poem
(inspired by true experiences with the most fetid evil in the known universe products)
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While rushing to client, no moment to spare
I hurried to finish a job in despair.
Trying to upload some files to my site...
Nothing was happening, try as I might!

I pounded and shouted and yelled at the screen,
But this did not work it to well it would seem.
So I thought a download would fix me up quick,
But I should have beaten myself with a stick.

The ftp download wiped out my accounts,
It clobbered my passwords and ate all my fonts.
So I used my backup, but when I reboot,
My mouse was quite active but keyboard was moot.

"Oh my god holy," I think I did scream,
Followed by something extremely obscene.

I got down on my knees...
I crossed my fingers and said "god, OH please!"
"If you can see it in your heart!"
With my hand on my PC I yelled out..."RESTART!"

I then hit the reboot and covered my head,
With my favorite blanket to stave off the dread.
My PC made sounds that I've not heard before,
I got a strong feeling to head for the door.

And when I had gained enough courage to see,
I saw a blue screen staring right back at me.
the most fetid evil in the known universe ERROR EXCEPTION IS FATAL!
I then wished Bill Gates had been killed when pre-natal.

And just when I thought all my hope had been shot,
A message appeared: "Insert Card Into Slot"
I looked in my wallet and took out my Visa,
And offered it to my PC on my knees-a.

It disappeared quickly and then it popped out,
My PC rebooted, and maxed my account.
Then what to my wondering eyes should appear,
Than a pictures of Gates robbing me peer-to-peer.

"Merry Christmas!" He shouted,
"Not for YOU but for ME!"
"It's Christmas year-round...
....For my MONOPOLY!" "

--HHFF
Holly Hider, Freedom Fighter
"He who reigns within himself and rules his passions, desires and fears is more than a King." John Milton
English poet (1608 - 1674)
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Postby Inferno » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:36 pm

LOLRMFAO :lol:
*le SIGH*
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Postby DarkVader » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:57 pm

Some days, I'm really happy to be a Macintosh user.
We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.
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Postby iblis » Fri Feb 04, 2005 9:34 pm

Micro‏soft works for Bryce and Poser 5. As for the rest of what I use.. well, that's why I have WINE. :mrgreen:
If carpenters made buildings the way programmers make programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy all of civilization. — Anonymous
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Postby DarkVader » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:10 pm

[quote="iblis"]the most fetid evil in the known universe
We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.
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