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goth union t's

PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 5:13 pm
by jjenisis
I kinda like a snarky kinda way

goth union

Are you getting hassled on the street for the way you dress? Does your neighbourhood drug store stock black lipstick and nail polish in amounts insufficient to meet your needs? Is your mom always nagging you not to wear your thigh-high John Fluevog boots in the house because they make too much noise and scare the cat? Have you thought that you'd like to have an advocate to help you address these issues, but you don't know whom you can turn to?

We're the Goth Union, and we're here for you. Our shop stewards are well versed in all matters Goth-related, from the maximum number of ornamental safety pins the law will allow on a single outfit (242) to the easiest and fastest way to clear Joy Division imports through Customs. Our dues are just pennies a day, but our counsel to those living the Goth lifestyle is invaluable. Let us help you to be the best Goth you can be -- which is to say, precisely as good a Goth as any of your peers. Only when the playing field is level will we achieve our goal: Individuality Through Conformity!


PostPosted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 6:14 pm
by Bone
Ummmm.... if anyone is looking for x-mas presents... I want one! :D

PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 6:53 pm
by Coor
Killer. I <3 shit like that.

Oh yes...someone will be getting one of those from me...