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best paper ever written

Postby blindboy » Fri Mar 16, 2007 5:39 pm

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Postby Hardcoregirl » Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:08 pm

OMG.

I can't imagine turning in a paper like that. I'd like to just see the look on the professors face while reading it.

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Postby Bigun » Sat Mar 17, 2007 5:50 am

:lol:
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Postby gothic_spleen » Sat Mar 17, 2007 3:34 pm

i could almost swear that paper was turned in by one of the football bangers from my college....
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Postby Paladin656 » Mon Mar 19, 2007 1:22 am

and he actually got a D on it, what's that say?
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Postby DarkVader » Mon Mar 19, 2007 1:31 am

You know, there are two sad things about this paper - the majority of the markdowns were given for language, not utter stupidity, and the paper still got a D-. It's not exactly a high grade, but it's still PASSING???

I think I'd have given it 10 points for being turned in, and another 5 for mentioning Oedipus at all. I might have even thrown in another 10 for showing enough understanding of the story to show it had been read, and another 5 for making me laugh. But that's it, and a 30 is still failing.
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Postby Celestial Dung » Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:38 am

My urban legend detector is beeping, it just seems a bit overboard...Smart ass student hands in smart ass paper but the teacher still passes him because hell at least he's a little funny.

Providing it is read though, maybe he was given a passing grade because he was making an attempt at being creative. Some teachers count that toward something.
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Postby Mother Mo » Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:02 pm

DarkVader wrote:You know, there are two sad things about this paper - the majority of the markdowns were given for language, not utter stupidity, and the paper still got a D-. It's not exactly a high grade, but it's still PASSING???

I think I'd have given it 10 points for being turned in, and another 5 for mentioning Oedipus at all. I might have even thrown in another 10 for showing enough understanding of the story to show it had been read, and another 5 for making me laugh. But that's it, and a 30 is still failing.


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Postby cutelittlepsycho20 » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:01 pm

wow. :-x

no words for this, ....just wow.
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Postby karmakaze » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:27 pm

i think they should get an A for balls.
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Postby iblis » Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:33 pm

karmakaze wrote:i think they should get an A for balls.

or at least a b minus for citing tubgirl at the end.


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