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Postby elasticwings » Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:04 pm

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Postby Mother Mo » Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:11 pm

I guess they'll think twice before double parking again.
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Postby gothic_spleen » Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:37 am

thats great....
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Postby Hardcoregirl » Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:50 am

I left one on my neighbors car a couple weeks ago because she continuously takes up two spaces like that and parking is quite limited.

It said "Jesus wants YOU to learn how to fucking park. Seriously, it is very rude and inconsiderate to park like an asshole all the time. Parking here is quite limited, especially on weekends when people have company over. Please learn to park between the white lines (and I drew a little diagram of a car between two lines) or a complaint will be made with the office"

I put the jesus part in it because they are the most rude people on earth and they have the jesus eating the darwin fish on their car and leave little stickers on my door that say "he who has the son has the light" and such shit.

My boyfriend actually scraped their car with his bumper but we didn't tell them because we were able to rub it off and they fucking deserve it. If I'm not even between the lines I pull out and park again, why can't they extend the same courtesy?
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Postby Mother Mo » Fri Jan 12, 2007 5:16 pm

I put the jesus part in it because they are the most rude people on earth and they have the jesus eating the darwin fish on their car and leave little stickers on my door that say "he who has the son has the light" and such shit.


Hehe... so, since you & I are both the mothers of sons, does that mean we have the light? Or is it only their dads since its the masculine pronoun? Maybe we should put the light in a red tinted latern & hang it outside our doors so everyone knows where to find it.

Seriously though, that parking lot is horrible. The lines seem to be faded & more often than not I've had to park in front of the dumpsters when I visit friends in that complex... or down the road & walk up. It requires everyone to be as careful about their parking as humanly possible. I'd complain to management if the problem continues.
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Postby Smaug » Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:08 pm

I've always liked the leaving notes that says;
"I've left someone in your trunk. I'll be by some time next week to pick them up".
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"This is a friendly reminder from your local police department, we know what you did and we will be whatching you to make sure you don't do it again. Have a fun and safe day".
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Postby Bigun » Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:34 am

Errmmm

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You might like to ask Figerrific about it!

Here's a link back to your home page.
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