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Gator attacks naked man on crack

Postby elasticwings » Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:05 pm

http://cbs3.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_334114652.html
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Postby gothic_spleen » Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:29 pm

what a retard...would have done the world a favor if the man had been eaten
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Postby footprintzinthesand » Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:33 pm

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Postby scarecrow » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:26 pm

that in now wy evens the score between the Animal Kingdom and humanity....but I pulled out my pom poms anyway :twisted:
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Postby iblis » Sat Dec 02, 2006 10:59 am

i wonder if the gator was high on crack after the attack?
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Postby Mother Mo » Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:30 pm

iblis wrote:i wonder if the gator was high on crack after the attack?


The next day they think they caught the gator, which was described as especially aggressive. I'd say a bit of that aggression could have been crack induced. As addictive as that stuff is, maybe he'd eaten a previous crackhead & had developed a habit. :-x
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Postby Codeine Coma » Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:38 pm

Mother Mo wrote:
iblis wrote:i wonder if the gator was high on crack after the attack?


The next day they think they caught the gator, which was described as especially aggressive. I'd say a bit of that aggression could have been crack induced. As addictive as that stuff is, maybe he'd eaten a previous crackhead & had developed a habit. :-x


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Postby iblis » Sat Dec 02, 2006 4:03 pm

Mother Mo wrote:
iblis wrote:i wonder if the gator was high on crack after the attack?


The next day they think they caught the gator, which was described as especially aggressive. I'd say a bit of that aggression could have been crack induced. As addictive as that stuff is, maybe he'd eaten a previous crackhead & had developed a habit. :-x

mmm yeah, ritz crackheads!

they taste great, with just the right bit o' salt.
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Postby gothic_spleen » Sat Dec 02, 2006 9:54 pm

id be agressive too if i had a bunch of rednecks after me, trying to kill my ass.....especially trying to kill my buzz....
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