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Eddie Van Halen Scores Porn

Postby Bone » Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:29 pm

And that means he's writing porn movie soundtracks you perv...

News Headline from Spin.com
Eddie Van Halen Scores Porn

July 27, 2006

The Van Halen guitarist has partnered with an adult film director to write and perform two songs for one of his upcoming, um, films.

Eddie Van Halen

Eddie Van Halen has teamed up with adult video director Michael Ninn to write and perform two songs for his upcoming Ninn Worx production, Sacred Sin. The rocker makes no excuses for his decision to work in the adult industry. "I'm working with a friend -- very simple," Van Halen told adult site AVN.com. "I like his work. Michael Ninn is like a Spielberg to me: the imagery, the way he makes things look, just...sensual." To Ninn's "sensual" cinematography, Van Halen will add two tracks tracks, "Rise" and "Catherine," the latter of which is a remix of the theme to a Ninn film of the same name and has "a 'Kashmir'-Led Zeppelin kind of feel to it now," Ninn told AVN.

Sacred Sin, which Ninn said is aimed at the "couples market," will be available on Sept. 13 and will feature music videos for both Van Halen songs. But Van Halen fans who prefer their sex tapes soft-core needn't worry: Ninn is also cutting a non-explicit version of the movie which will be called Rise. No release date has been set.

Why do I think that Van Halens should now title their next album "Running with the Dildo"

<wanders off humming a 70s porn slap bass line> :roll:
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Postby TheInfiniteMonkey » Fri Sep 22, 2006 9:39 pm

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Postby happy » Mon Sep 25, 2006 11:14 pm

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Postby footprintzinthesand » Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:37 pm

....and most likely David Lee Roth will be starring in the porn (but at least he won't be causing pain and despair in the world with his singing anymore)...
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