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I'll fix your computer... if I can grope your boobs...

Postby elasticwings » Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:28 pm


Hmm... I wonder how well that works for him?
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Postby happy » Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:37 pm

will work fer boobs!
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Postby Codeine Coma » Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:48 pm

Wow that's kinda disturbing. Yeah, I wanna know how many customers he has gotten.
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Postby iblis » Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:16 pm

i wonder how many people have tricked him into working for moobs.

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Postby cutelittlepsycho20 » Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:14 pm

if it was the difference of hundreds of dollars i would be obliged.

this would be if i didn't have my own personal geek at home. :D
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Postby FreyaFire » Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:43 pm

Get felt up, AND my computer gets fixed??
Poor guy's getting cheated.... :P
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Postby footprintzinthesand » Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:31 pm

Hmmm...... is there a number that I can call? Any pictures?

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Postby DarkVader » Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:19 pm

Yeah, I'm not sure if I'd throw the grope in for free or charge extra...

Ah, who am I kidding - I'd throw it in for free. But I'm charging to fix the computer.
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Postby Paladin656 » Sat Sep 30, 2006 7:16 pm

All I can says is, "Why didn't I think of this?"
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Postby AuralFixation » Sat Sep 30, 2006 7:26 pm

Holy crap, I think I ran into that guy last week in Golden Gate Park. He had a smoking floppy drive in his hand and a big smile on his face. God I love the bay area :roll:
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