Cap'n Kirk and Spock get Closer...

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Cap'n Kirk and Spock get Closer...

Postby Hardcoregirl » Sun Sep 17, 2006 7:10 pm

Surely this has been posted on here...I however, can't find it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uxTpyCdriY
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Postby Mother Mo » Sun Sep 17, 2006 7:49 pm

:lol:

That's hilarious!

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Re: Cap'n Kirk and Spock get Closer...

Postby iblis » Sun Sep 17, 2006 8:13 pm

Hardcoregirl wrote:Surely this has been posted on here.

i dunno, it was posted - according to their servers - on September 08, 2006. and youtube has a lot of shit on it.

it's entirely possible that it hasn't been posted yet.

funny as hell though, thanks. :mrgreen:
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Postby happy » Sun Sep 17, 2006 10:22 pm

:P
are you gonna be there when the storm comes?
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Postby AuralFixation » Mon Sep 18, 2006 3:20 pm

<poke> dont tell anyone I'm here.........i miss you.


:D :D
Chris - Seriously what fountain of youth did the other members of Bauhaus find....they haven't aged a day wile Peter Murphy looks all old and haggard.

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Postby Hardcoregirl » Mon Sep 18, 2006 3:41 pm

AuralFixation wrote:<poke> dont tell anyone I'm here.........i miss you.


:D :D


Aww...I miss you too...as well as a few others 'round here. You were supposed to just go west, not disappear from our lives :(
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Postby ArsenicAngel » Tue Sep 19, 2006 4:26 pm

*poof*

ROFLMMFAOUIBFMV
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Postby AuralFixation » Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:16 pm

Hardcoregirl wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:<poke> dont tell anyone I'm here.........i miss you.


:D :D


Aww...I miss you too...as well as a few others 'round here. You were supposed to just go west, not disappear from our lives :(



common?!? what are you talking about?!!?!?!!

I’ve sent you like 30 random AIM messages (no response to any of them).

Every time I get yer number from some one and try and call its been disconnected already (pay yer damn bill)

I sent a carrier pigeon every year on your birthday for tree years with a card that read "Yer so old school yer gonna die soon." (I got all of them back wrapped in a little red bow, dead, dissected, covered in butcher paper and black lipstick with the official stamp of the body farm on it marked "Return to sender")

When ever I would to meditate with Baba Singh (the yoga cultist formally known as Brian Thomas) I would send you, through astral projection, a perfect 3d magical rendering of my ball sack.

I gave you a shout out on TRL last week during the Parris Hiltons video.

Whenever I masturbate I think of you. (ok to be fair, its only 67% of the time....the rest is split between Jonathan and the kid from Silver Spoons)

Every New Years Eve I snort an Oxycontin for old times sake.

I named my dog Buttercup.

I'VE TRIED DAMN IT!!!!
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Chris - Seriously what fountain of youth did the other members of Bauhaus find....they haven't aged a day wile Peter Murphy looks all old and haggard.

Jello Biafra - HE DOES NOT LOOK HAGGARD! Don't say that about Peter! Is there another Guinness over there?

Chris - Nope

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Postby karlaBOO » Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:36 pm

AuralFixation wrote:
Hardcoregirl wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:<poke> dont tell anyone I'm here.........i miss you.


:D :D


Aww...I miss you too...as well as a few others 'round here. You were supposed to just go west, not disappear from our lives :(



common?!? what are you talking about?!!?!?!!

I’ve sent you like 30 random AIM messages (no response to any of them).

Every time I get yer number from some one and try and call its been disconnected already (pay yer damn bill)

I sent a carrier pigeon every year on your birthday for tree years with a card that read "Yer so old school yer gonna die soon." (I got all of them back wrapped in a little red bow, dead, dissected, covered in butcher paper and black lipstick with the official stamp of the body farm on it marked "Return to sender")

When ever I would to meditate with Baba Singh (the yoga cultist formally known as Brian Thomas) I would send you, through astral projection, a perfect 3d magical rendering of my ball sack.

I gave you a shout out on TRL last week during the Parris Hiltons video.

Whenever I masturbate I think of you. (ok to be fair, its only 67% of the time....the rest is split between Jonathan and the kid from Silver Spoons)

Every New Years Eve I snort an Oxycontin for old times sake.

I named my dog Buttercup.

I'VE TRIED DAMN IT!!!!


Fark all that. I tried to message your skinny ass TODAY.

:kiss:
"I swear, by my pretty, floral bonnet, I WILL END YOU" :)
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Postby AuralFixation » Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:45 pm

karlaBOO wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:
Hardcoregirl wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:<poke> dont tell anyone I'm here.........i miss you.


:D :D


Aww...I miss you too...as well as a few others 'round here. You were supposed to just go west, not disappear from our lives :(



common?!? what are you talking about?!!?!?!!

I’ve sent you like 30 random AIM messages (no response to any of them).

Every time I get yer number from some one and try and call its been disconnected already (pay yer damn bill)

I sent a carrier pigeon every year on your birthday for tree years with a card that read "Yer so old school yer gonna die soon." (I got all of them back wrapped in a little red bow, dead, dissected, covered in butcher paper and black lipstick with the official stamp of the body farm on it marked "Return to sender")

When ever I would to meditate with Baba Singh, (the yoga cultist formally known as Brian Thomas) I would send you, through astral projection, a perfect 3d magical rendering of my ball sack.

I gave you a shout out on TRL last week during Paris Hilton's video.

Whenever I masturbate I think of you. (ok to be fair, its only 67% of the time....the rest is split between Jonathan and the kid from Silver Spoons)

Every New Years Eve I snort an Oxycontin for old times sake.

I named my dog Buttercup.

I'VE TRIED DAMN IT!!!!


Fark all that. I tried to message your skinny ass TODAY.

:kiss:


Im not skinny anymore, I got really chubby. You knew that. You've seen pictures. Just because yer a stripper now dosen't mean you can talk to us fatties like that.
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Chris - Seriously what fountain of youth did the other members of Bauhaus find....they haven't aged a day wile Peter Murphy looks all old and haggard.

Jello Biafra - HE DOES NOT LOOK HAGGARD! Don't say that about Peter! Is there another Guinness over there?

Chris - Nope

http://people.tribe.net/free-zombie-huggs
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Postby karlaBOO » Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:54 pm

OHMIGOD, I think I just peed.......a little.
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Postby AuralFixation » Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:59 pm

you'll have to excuse me , i have to go drink at a sailor themed gay bar now......god wish this was a joke.
Chris - Seriously what fountain of youth did the other members of Bauhaus find....they haven't aged a day wile Peter Murphy looks all old and haggard.

Jello Biafra - HE DOES NOT LOOK HAGGARD! Don't say that about Peter! Is there another Guinness over there?

Chris - Nope

http://people.tribe.net/free-zombie-huggs
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Postby karlaBOO » Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:00 pm

AuralFixation wrote:you'll have to excuse me , i have to go drink at a sailor themed gay bar now......god wish this was a joke.
Damn you to hell, Chris Ory. I've been trying to talk to you all day. *shakes fist in the air*
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Postby karlaBOO » Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:01 pm

BTW, you have a PM. :D
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Postby Hardcoregirl » Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:50 pm

AuralFixation wrote:
Hardcoregirl wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:<poke> dont tell anyone I'm here.........i miss you.


:D :D


Aww...I miss you too...as well as a few others 'round here. You were supposed to just go west, not disappear from our lives :(



common?!? what are you talking about?!!?!?!!

I’ve sent you like 30 random AIM messages (no response to any of them).

Every time I get yer number from some one and try and call its been disconnected already (pay yer damn bill)

I sent a carrier pigeon every year on your birthday for tree years with a card that read "Yer so old school yer gonna die soon." (I got all of them back wrapped in a little red bow, dead, dissected, covered in butcher paper and black lipstick with the official stamp of the body farm on it marked "Return to sender")

When ever I would to meditate with Baba Singh (the yoga cultist formally known as Brian Thomas) I would send you, through astral projection, a perfect 3d magical rendering of my ball sack.

I gave you a shout out on TRL last week during the Parris Hiltons video.

Whenever I masturbate I think of you. (ok to be fair, its only 67% of the time....the rest is split between Jonathan and the kid from Silver Spoons)

Every New Years Eve I snort an Oxycontin for old times sake.

I named my dog Buttercup.

I'VE TRIED DAMN IT!!!!


OMG.
God you are so missed.
My number hasn't changed in years...
But I never use AIM anymore...but we will be together again via myspace.

Hey, do you still have that pic of Bone as Hitler? We've been looking for it...
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Postby AuralFixation » Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:37 pm

uuughhh my head....I guess I should be thankfull that that is the only thing that hurts right now, especially since it was International Talk Like a Pirate Day and everyone had hook hands.

Yes I still have the pic. I saw it the other day.....it made me giggle. Ill host it on my mac account and post it to yer myspace.
Chris - Seriously what fountain of youth did the other members of Bauhaus find....they haven't aged a day wile Peter Murphy looks all old and haggard.

Jello Biafra - HE DOES NOT LOOK HAGGARD! Don't say that about Peter! Is there another Guinness over there?

Chris - Nope

http://people.tribe.net/free-zombie-huggs
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Postby abreeskye » Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:38 pm

Hahah...that's great. I must show it to some trekkies :shock:
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Postby iblis » Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:30 pm

AuralFixation wrote:When ever I would to meditate with Baba Singh (the yoga cultist formally known as Brian Thomas) I would send you, through astral projection, a perfect 3d magical rendering of my ball sack.

i want that image for my avatar.

Auralfixation wrote:Whenever I masturbate I think of you. (ok to be fair, its only 67% of the time....the rest is split between Jonathan and the kid from Silver Spoons)

what about alf?

do pussy eating aliens not get any airtime when you're notching the knob?
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Postby AuralFixation » Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:25 pm

iblis wrote:i want that image for my avatar.

I'll send it over tonight......WITH MY MIND!!!!!!

iblis wrote:what about alf?

do pussy eating aliens not get any airtime when you're notching the knob?



Actually no, the only Muppet that has ever gotten my rocks off was Red from Fraggle Rock, but that one is a little complex. It involves all 342 members of Dozer Labor Union: Chapter 13, a length of bamboo, a wheel barrel full of radishes covered in dookie and orange Jello, three members of Slipknot (don't ask me which ones; I hate that band), Carmen Miranda blowing the letter "U" and......ahh...come to think of it ALF is there, but he’s in a gimp outfit getting slam-fucked by the disembodied spirit of the late, great, Dale Earnheart.

It’s hard to remember all the details on this one since, for some reason, I only have it once a year on the third day of Lent.
Chris - Seriously what fountain of youth did the other members of Bauhaus find....they haven't aged a day wile Peter Murphy looks all old and haggard.

Jello Biafra - HE DOES NOT LOOK HAGGARD! Don't say that about Peter! Is there another Guinness over there?

Chris - Nope

http://people.tribe.net/free-zombie-huggs
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Postby FreyaFire » Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:30 pm

I always knew there was something between those two!
Gods that was hot...tell me again where that gay sailor-themed club is...I'll meet you there in 20 minutes!
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