How to be a Goth - The Video!

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How to be a Goth - The Video!

Postby Russo » Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:04 pm

If she were a street gang, I'd go to war with her with bottles and chains.
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Postby Bone » Wed Aug 30, 2006 6:06 pm

"The most pretentious of Goths: The DJ"
:lol: :dj: :lol:
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Postby Russo » Wed Aug 30, 2006 6:15 pm

I wish I was cool enough to have a name like Blackie McGotherson :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Postby Paladin656 » Wed Aug 30, 2006 6:49 pm

I want the nintendo belt buckle.

Does that make me a geek that thinks I'm goth? :shock:
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Postby junkie christ » Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:02 pm

BECAUSE GOTH CAME FROM PUNK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAA
we win again.
Paladin656 wrote:I want the nintendo belt buckle.

Does that make me a geek that thinks I'm goth? :shock:
ive been lookin for another one since i lost the eBay bet on the last one i saw.

its totally ok.

i cant believe they left out those "magic missle" mother fuckers that think that LARPing means they are goth.yea that shit is the funniest shit on earth. introduce me to your unicorn. the one in your moms basement.

anyway. the only two things goths talk about, music and drama, oh yea. thats fucking true.....but you cant say that the old shit is bettter line about kmfdm like in the example. they get better with age.
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Postby Coor » Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:10 pm

It didn't mention the dancing cemetary photos :-(
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Postby Sir Diddimus » Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:05 pm

We like talking dirty, we smoke and we drink
We're KMFDM and all other bands stink
Our music is sampled, totally fake
It's done by machines 'cause they don't make mistakes
We don't have no lyrics, our message is nil
We hate all DJ's, they're making us ill
Whatever we tell you is meant to be crap
We hate all music and especially rap
We don't like Michael Jackson, we hate Depeche Mode
We don't care for Madonna or Kylie Minogue
Our records have stickers with a warning from Tipper
'Cause they're no good for kids if we'd get her we'd strip her
KMFDM forward the ultimate sound
And a message from Satan if you turn it around
You might think we're stupid but we're way above it
We don't give a shit and the kids just love it
We wouldn't sell to a major for a couple of bucks
No doubt about it, KMFDM sucks
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Postby junkie christ » Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:18 pm

some call it truth in advertising, but i still call it one of their best songs.
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Postby iblis » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:06 pm

junkie christ wrote:]ive been lookin for another one since i lost the eBay bet on the last one i saw.

its totally ok.

checked here?
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Postby junkie christ » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:46 pm

iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:]ive been lookin for another one since i lost the eBay bet on the last one i saw.

its totally ok.

checked here?
i fucking love you.
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Postby Codeine Coma » Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:08 am

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Postby DarkVader » Thu Aug 31, 2006 11:35 am

So, in what alternate universe does KMFDM not suck?
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Postby Paladin656 » Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:21 pm

My psycology teacher was talking about the wierd stuff you could find on YouTube today. Him and others were watching an episode of the Fairly Odd Parents, in German. I'm gonna pass this link to him and see what he says.
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Postby cutelittlepsycho20 » Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:19 pm

nice :twisted:
I hate that saying: "You can't have your cake and eat it too."

Because what's the point of having cake when you aren't able to savour and enjoy every tastey morsel it has to offer you.....
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Postby iblis » Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:03 pm

junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:]ive been lookin for another one since i lost the eBay bet on the last one i saw.
its totally ok.

checked here?
i fucking love you.

it'd be even better if it was still functional.
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