Zombies arrested in downtown Minneapolis

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Postby Sir Diddimus » Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:55 am

BS, that's all I have to say....
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Postby elasticwings » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:59 am

"Harteau also said police were on high alert because they'd gotten a bulletin about men who wear clown makeup while attacking and robbing people in other states."

Clowns... zombies... yeah, I can see where they made that connection.................... That's some grade A detective work going on right there.
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Postby TiredUnhappy » Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:47 pm

note to self: Minneapolis sucks
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Postby Nephilim » Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:25 pm

elasticwings wrote:"Harteau also said police were on high alert because they'd gotten a bulletin about men who wear clown makeup while attacking and robbing people in other states."

Clowns... zombies... yeah, I can see where they made that connection.................... That's some grade A detective work going on right there.


Yeah, in the mad rush to arrest these evil-doers, they missed the memo that says Zombies =/= Clowns
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Postby DarkVader » Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:02 pm

TiredUnhappy wrote:note to self: Minneapolis sucks


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Postby Dark Elf » Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:39 pm

One of the dumbest things I have ever heard of.
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Postby Trouble aka T. » Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:27 am

"The TRUTH is Stranger ...

.... Than FICTION"

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Postby cutelittlepsycho20 » Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:51 am

oh how gay...... :imwithstupid: those cops are effing retarded.

i've seen more disturbing make-up at tonic thursdays........those dirty whores :lol:
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