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Postby Bone » Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:12 pm

junkie christ wrote:back to topic, if you need to meet people, go to myspace and post "holding the cameraPhone myself taking my pic in the mirror" photos and emo girls will blow you.
and emo boys.
and emo cats
and emo dogs
and emo hermaphrodites

But only if you have "The Angles" ;)
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Postby junkie christ » Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:20 pm

Bone wrote:
junkie christ wrote:back to topic, if you need to meet people, go to myspace and post "holding the cameraPhone myself taking my pic in the mirror" photos and emo girls will blow you.
and emo boys.
and emo cats
and emo dogs
and emo hermaphrodites

But only if you have "The Angles" ;)
i hear looping a breaking bejamin or AFI song helps too.
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Postby Paladin656 » Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:58 pm

So much for hoping this thread had died a slow and quiet death.
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Postby DarkVader » Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:28 am

Paladin656 wrote:So much for hoping this thread had died a slow and quiet death.


Now you're getting the picture... If you want a thread to die, SOMEBODY will run with it.
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Postby karmakaze » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:42 am

junkie christ wrote:
Bone wrote:
junkie christ wrote:back to topic, if you need to meet people, go to myspace and post "holding the cameraPhone myself taking my pic in the mirror" photos and emo girls will blow you.
and emo boys.
and emo cats
and emo dogs
and emo hermaphrodites

But only if you have "The Angles" ;)
i hear looping a breaking bejamin or AFI song helps too.


and here i I thought it was playing HIM videos that did it.
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Postby gothic_spleen » Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:10 am

karmakaze wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Bone wrote:
junkie christ wrote:back to topic, if you need to meet people, go to myspace and post "holding the cameraPhone myself taking my pic in the mirror" photos and emo girls will blow you.
and emo boys.
and emo cats
and emo dogs
and emo hermaphrodites

But only if you have "The Angles" ;)
i hear looping a breaking bejamin or AFI song helps too.


and here i I thought it was playing HIM videos that did it.
No its the freshman girls at college playing panic at the disco all night everyday, over and over....... :puke:
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Postby junkie christ » Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:10 am

karmakaze wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Bone wrote:
junkie christ wrote:back to topic, if you need to meet people, go to myspace and post "holding the cameraPhone myself taking my pic in the mirror" photos and emo girls will blow you.
and emo boys.
and emo cats
and emo dogs
and emo hermaphrodites

But only if you have "The Angles" ;)
i hear looping a breaking bejamin or AFI song helps too.


and here i I thought it was playing HIM videos that did it.
just dont play the newer ones
i dont think the swollen alkie version of the lead singer makes the panties drop anymore

need the skinny pre-bloated version of the dude. now i bet those still work.
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Postby B_Ko » Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:53 am

KG is not a dating site

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Postby iblis » Mon Aug 14, 2006 6:06 pm

B_Ko wrote:
KG is not a dating site

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HAY GUYS MY NAME IS DELICIOUS RON WHY DON'T YOU COME TO MY COUNTRY CLUB FOR SOME ADULT FUN

you're so emo.

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Postby TiredUnhappy » Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:33 pm

kinda reminds me of jc in 20 years :rofl:

okay I kid I kid, JC (he's gonna assualt me with emo comments)
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Postby gothic_spleen » Wed Aug 16, 2006 10:48 am

Paladin656 wrote:So much for hoping this thread had died a slow and quiet death.
just think paladin, your thread is seeing a lot more action than most of the threads ive seen on here, you should be proud.
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Postby Paladin656 » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:16 pm

But I don't want -pity- action! :lol:
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Postby happy » Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:06 pm

junkie christ wrote:
Bone wrote:
junkie christ wrote:back to topic, if you need to meet people, go to myspace and post "holding the cameraPhone myself taking my pic in the mirror" photos and emo girls will blow you.
and emo boys.
and emo cats
and emo dogs
and emo hermaphrodites

But only if you have "The Angles" ;)
i hear looping a breaking bejamin or AFI song helps too.

what aboot some jawbreaker lol
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Postby Tinsta » Sun Sep 03, 2006 3:02 pm

Intelligence is something anyway..You could have nothing.
I've got a smart mouth and I'm twisted..makes dating hard anywhere, in any way.
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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Postby Zeo » Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:20 am

Paladin656 wrote:But I don't want -pity- action! :lol:


Well, that's all you had to say.

http://yp.yahoo.com/py/ypMap.py?Pyt=Typ ... gT:4:fbT:2

I can't recommend on personal experience or anything, but I'm sure if you ask for the "happy ending" you'll probably at least get some handjob action... without pitty. (unless you're wearing your cop uniform, in which case happy ending = a smile and a fortune cookie).
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Postby happy » Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:57 am

Zeo wrote:
Paladin656 wrote:But I don't want -pity- action! :lol:


Well, that's all you had to say.

http://yp.yahoo.com/py/ypMap.py?Pyt=Typ ... gT:4:fbT:2

I can't recommend on personal experience or anything, but I'm sure if you ask for the "happy ending" you'll probably at least get some handjob action... without pitty. (unless you're wearing your cop uniform, in which case happy ending = a smile and a fortune cookie).

bwhahahaha a map and errthing lol
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Postby Tinsta » Mon Sep 04, 2006 7:47 am

That there makes me smile. For more than one reason. Maybe you should try it Paldin. :twisted:
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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Postby DarkVader » Mon Sep 04, 2006 3:47 pm

Zeo wrote:
Paladin656 wrote:But I don't want -pity- action! :lol:


Well, that's all you had to say.

http://yp.yahoo.com/py/ypMap.py?Pyt=Typ ... gT:4:fbT:2

I can't recommend on personal experience or anything, but I'm sure if you ask for the "happy ending" you'll probably at least get some handjob action... without pitty. (unless you're wearing your cop uniform, in which case happy ending = a smile and a fortune cookie).


now that's just rude. and not only because of content, but because you put in a URL so long that it causes horizontal scrolling.
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Postby Paladin656 » Mon Sep 04, 2006 5:50 pm

*nods to Vader*
Agreed.

long links should be done like this
as per http://www.knoxgothic.com/forum/faq.php?mode=bbcode#8 (which is not a long URL :P )
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Postby iblis » Mon Sep 04, 2006 8:57 pm

DarkVader wrote:
Zeo wrote:
Paladin656 wrote:But I don't want -pity- action! :lol:


Well, that's all you had to say.


I can't recommend on personal experience or anything, but I'm sure if you ask for the "happy ending" you'll probably at least get some handjob action... without pitty. (unless you're wearing your cop uniform, in which case happy ending = a smile and a fortune cookie).


now that's just rude. and not only because of content, but because you put in a URL so long that it causes horizontal scrolling.

i wonder how hard ('scuse the pun) it would be to add some code to the linkification function so that it checks the length of the non-[url]'d string, and if snobbishly long, changes it to a default or perhaps even random, properly [url]'d string (not of the original poster's choosing, just to give a friendly "push" towards using [url] tags) such as [url=http://google.com]freaking long dot com[/url].

damn it. adding this to the list of things i need to look into; at this rate, i'll need a fucking daily planner.
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