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Morality Test

Postby Dark Elf » Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:19 pm

TEST QUESTION

The test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an
honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.

THE SITUATION
You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions.You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster.
The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.

THE TEST
Suddenly you see a man in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It's Jesse Jackson!
At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever.
You have two options:
You can save the life of Jesse Jackson... OR.
You can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize- winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful politicians.

THE QUESTION
Here's the question, and please give an honest answer:

Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white???
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Postby Paladin656 » Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:21 pm

Classic B&W, seems to make things more dramatic.
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Postby footprintzinthesand » Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:28 pm

One of the options was saving his life though, right?! Lol... I mean, damn...
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Postby footprintzinthesand » Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:29 pm

I suppose if it wasn't, high contrast film.... ?
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Postby TiredUnhappy » Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:04 pm

I think high contrast, it would really bring out the necessary details.
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Postby scarecrow » Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:20 pm

B&W all the way....
“That proves you are unusual, returned the Scarecrow; and I am convinced the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folks are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed.â€
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Postby Dark Elf » Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:36 pm

Umm....... the black & white film. More artsy. But first I would pull him out of the water......... so he thought he was gonna live...... then push him back in....... so I could get another shot of him flipping me off as hes swept away...
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Postby Asher » Fri Jul 07, 2006 1:17 am

gah..well i guess if i couldnt save him..id use B&W
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Postby iblis » Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:58 pm

neither. i think it'd make a hella cool stop-motion movie, so i'd go with mpeg. :mrgreen:
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Postby footprintzinthesand » Fri Jul 07, 2006 6:16 pm

iblis wrote:neither. i think it'd make a hella cool stop-motion movie, so i'd go with mpeg. :mrgreen:


Lol, if this test thing was going to reveal who lacked any morals whatsoever, it would definitely be you. Especially with that constant reminder of Burger King.... damn you, there isn't one in this town!!!
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Postby iblis » Fri Jul 07, 2006 7:04 pm

humanponygirl213 wrote:
iblis wrote:neither. i think it'd make a hella cool stop-motion movie, so i'd go with mpeg. :mrgreen:


Lol, if this test thing was going to reveal who lacked any morals whatsoever, it would definitely be you. Especially with that constant reminder of Burger King.... damn you, there isn't one in this town!!!

hahahahaha!

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Postby Dark Elf » Sat Jul 08, 2006 11:52 pm

Yes!
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