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Postby Dark Elf » Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:06 pm

Check this fucker out.
Does swallowing your own semen cause cancer too? If so, im up shit creek.....
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Postby elfdragon » Thu Jun 22, 2006 7:45 am

Ok, I want some of what this guy was on when he saw Jesus!!! :jesus:

Elf, you are wonderfully sick and twisted! :P
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Postby uncle goth » Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:03 pm

oooo! to much information !!!!!
what's the matter with you porcupine? you been actin slugnutty all day? moe howard
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Re: Only 3 days left!

Postby iblis » Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:30 pm

Dark Elf wrote:Check this fucker out.
Does swallowing your own semen cause cancer too? If so, im up shit creek.....
wha?

yes, but only because the theme to knight rider can be easily dubbed over your fap-fap-gulp rhythm. try using the other hand, and you'll be safe.

avoid the hasselhoff, and greatness shall knock on your door.
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Re: Only 3 days left!

Postby Dark Elf » Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:15 am

iblis wrote:
Dark Elf wrote:Check this fucker out.
Does swallowing your own semen cause cancer too? If so, im up shit creek.....
wha?

yes, but only because the theme to knight rider can be easily dubbed over your fap-fap-gulp rhythm. try using the other hand, and you'll be safe.

avoid the hasselhoff, and greatness shall knock on your door.


When I use the other hand the theme to "Magnum PI" pounds in my head. I prefer Night Rider. At least he dresses in black and has cool toys.....
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Postby gothic_spleen » Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:33 am

wow i agree with u elfdragon, i want the LSD he was tripping on

2021 huh........well i better sin as much as i can :twisted:
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Postby Dark Elf » Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:06 am

He was huffing paint.
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