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parasites are one thing

Postby iblis » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:17 pm

but these little guys really suck.
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Postby scarecrow » Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:18 pm

:shock: :shock: I'll never eat chinese food again!
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Postby Asher » Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:03 am

ewww..gah..how could you not feel those squirming around?
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Postby Francesca » Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:12 am

Now this my dark children, is why mommy says you should drink your absinthe every night, because it contains the wormwood that will expel all the nasty squiggly critters from your little tummies....:erm:

Francesca :morticia:....now open up and take your medicine like a good little goth... :twisted:
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Postby gothic_spleen » Wed Jun 21, 2006 1:50 pm

Francesca wrote:Now this my dark children, is why mommy says you should drink your absinthe every night, because it contains the wormwood that will expel all the nasty squiggly critters from your little tummies....:erm:

Francesca :morticia:....now open up and take your medicine like a good little goth... :twisted:


if i drink the absinthe, do i get to have the "special" brownies for snack?

side note:.....yuck....ive handled dead rotten bodies, ive even participated in an autopsy, but that made me squirm

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Postby Dark Elf » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:10 pm

That was really nasty. Fuck you!
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Postby iblis » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:26 pm

oh c'mon, people. this thread is no goatse. :iblislink: :goatsewarning: :goatse:

although, the video might have originated from him... :angel:
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Postby jjenisis » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:40 pm

someone should seriously take away his internet connection


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Postby iblis » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:56 pm

jjenisis wrote:someone should seriously take away his internet connection

can't take away wireless - it's available at the closest krystal's. :mrgreen:
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Postby Dark Elf » Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:02 pm

Wow. Thats all I can say.
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Postby footprintzinthesand » Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:38 pm

I'm SO thankful that whenever I watched this (a few days ago, and i'm sure as fuck not watching it again), I was eating rotini and not actual spaghetti noodles...... THAT'S SOME SICK SHIT!! :shock:
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Postby iblis » Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:05 pm

humanponygirl213 wrote:I'm SO thankful that whenever I watched this (a few days ago, and i'm sure as fuck not watching it again), I was eating rotini and not actual spaghetti noodles...... THAT'S SOME SICK SHIT!! :shock:

right. now eat your fucking gummy worms!

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Postby gothic_spleen » Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:10 pm

if i add all the sick shit that ive eaten together, i wonder what kind of weird things are in my intestinal trackt.......better yet lets not go there
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Postby Dark Elf » Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:35 am

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Postby footprintzinthesand » Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:20 am

I can actually say that i'm afraid to watch these two...
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Postby gothic_spleen » Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:11 pm

thank god the flash players at the public library arent updated....I dont have the option to watch these videos.
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Postby iblis » Mon Jun 26, 2006 7:11 pm


that's what you get for giving head in costa rica. :>
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Postby Dark Elf » Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:31 am

....yeah....... dirty bitch!
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