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Vampire Runs For Governor

Postby Dark Elf » Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:00 pm

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Postby Shadow Of The Fox » Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:53 pm

Well, I guess if one could be elected, it would be here, in the US. :roll: I mean, we have a former wrestler and an action movie star, why not have a vampire too, in the mix? 8-)
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Postby Dark Elf » Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:36 am

Yeah. Maybe Bone should run for govener of Tennessee....
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Postby judas gnb » Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:57 am

actually i would like to see carl weathers run for gov. then we would three guys from the movie predator as gov. of states and i think jesse the body is running for president in 2008
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Postby footprintzinthesand » Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:22 am

"Sharkey also pledged to execute convicted murders and child molesters personally by impaling them on a wooden pole outside the state capitol."

HAHAHAHA- yeah, that'll definitely fly...
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Postby elfdragon » Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:53 am

Last year he talked about running for Prez. He said that if elected he would bring Bush up on treason charges. If convicted, he promised to publicly impale Bush on the White House lawn.
For some reason, that thought gave me the warm fuzzies! :twisted:

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Postby Spam » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:34 am

This was posted elsewhere earlier and I will say the same thing about him this time as I did last, what a fucking toolshed. I mean seriously this guy is about the biggest fuck up as a political candidate that I have ever seen. He is such a fuck wit that he I would have to seriously consider voting republican if he was the only democrat candidate in an election I was voting in.
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Postby Spam » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:37 am

Sharkey said he planned to announce his candidacy on Friday — the 13th — because that was “my lucky number.â€
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Postby Sir Diddimus » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:44 am

From the land of the Dumpster, where this is heading.....

http://www.knoxgothic.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8327&highlight=governor
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Postby Dark Elf » Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:58 pm

Yeah. Like I said. Wow.
Toolshed..... I love that term. Never heard it before. Good one!
Next there will be a werewolf running for office.....lol!
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Postby iblis » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:35 pm

[quote]Sharkey told the Minneapolis Star Tribune that he’s a vampire “just like you see in the movies and TV.â€
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Postby Dark Elf » Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:44 pm

.... wait.... where's HIS website?.... call me stupid, but I didnt see a link on anything.....
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Postby iblis » Sat Jun 10, 2006 2:13 pm

Dark Elf wrote:.... wait.... where's HIS website?.... call me stupid, but I didnt see a link on anything.....

i think it was taken offline. i wonder why....


http://www.wonkette.com/politics/jonathan-sharkey/
http://www.unioneagle.com/2006/January/31impaler.html
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/guests/1128.html
http://wcco.com/topstories/local_story_031105113.html
http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2006/01/v ... n_t_1.html
http://www.kare11.com/news/news_article ... yid=116410

(some of these might be NSFW - i haven't reviewed all of them, yet - so just assume they're :iblislink:'s and read them on your own time.)

UPDATE - check out the "awesome" publicity shot (click for biggie):

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Postby Dark Elf » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:01 am

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOW!!!!!!!!
His "cape" is one of those silk-screened blanket/throws that I used to sell in my store!
HAHAHA!
I have that same one hanging over my doorway!
What a cheese-dick!
That made my fuckiing day!!!!!
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