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A Message From.......

Postby Dark Elf » Tue May 30, 2006 10:56 pm

I WILL GO DOWN ON YOU AND MAKE YOU EXTREMELY HAPPY

BUT ONLY LONG ENOUGH UNTIL YOU THINK IT'S GONNA GET BETTER -

THEN I'LL COME BACK UP AND FUCK YOU LIKE NO OTHER.....


SINCERELY YOURS,
GAS PRICES
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Postby scarecrow » Wed May 31, 2006 10:07 am

I got that same message in a text on my phone from my friend's wife. Freaked me out cause on my phone it showed everything except the sincerely yours at the bottom. lol
“That proves you are unusual, returned the Scarecrow; and I am convinced the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folks are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed.â€
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Postby gothic_spleen » Wed May 31, 2006 11:14 am

im in the market now for a new vehichle...i was thinking scion....i hope i spelled that right, if not then a ford fusion.....my damn monte carlo gets at best 18 mpg....and the probe i race, so i dont even want to know my fuel milage
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Postby karmakaze » Wed May 31, 2006 12:43 pm

gothic_spleen wrote:im in the market now for a new vehichle...i was thinking scion....i hope i spelled that right, if not then a ford fusion.....my damn monte carlo gets at best 18 mpg....and the probe i race, so i dont even want to know my fuel milage


nissans are good cars.
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Postby iblis » Wed May 31, 2006 8:20 pm

i almost shat myself when i read this. then i caught the signature..

you teasing bastard.
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Postby Lady A » Wed May 31, 2006 9:36 pm

Well, you know, the gas nozzle is awfully phallic! LOL

Promise?
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Postby iblis » Wed May 31, 2006 9:54 pm

Lady A wrote:Well, you know, the gas nozzle is awfully phallic! LOL

Promise?

you heard the lady, brain: give her some gas!

*chokes on his sammich*
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Postby Dark Elf » Wed May 31, 2006 11:16 pm

iblis wrote:
Lady A wrote:Well, you know, the gas nozzle is awfully phallic! LOL

Promise?

you heard the lady, brain: give her some gas!

*chokes on his sammich*

Ill strap her up to my Nortictrack..
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Postby Dark Elf » Wed May 31, 2006 11:17 pm

gothic_spleen wrote:im in the market now for a new vehichle...i was thinking scion....i hope i spelled that right, if not then a ford fusion.....my damn monte carlo gets at best 18 mpg....and the probe i race, so i dont even want to know my fuel milage


No! Volvo...... we can get you a sweet used one......
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Postby gothic_spleen » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:09 pm

Dark Elf wrote:
gothic_spleen wrote:im in the market now for a new vehichle...i was thinking scion....i hope i spelled that right, if not then a ford fusion.....my damn monte carlo gets at best 18 mpg....and the probe i race, so i dont even want to know my fuel milage


No! Volvo...... we can get you a sweet used one......


the only volvo that ill ever drive is a damn rig....god that sounded so southern.....*loads one round, looks down barrel, BANG*
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Postby Dark Elf » Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:46 am

Yup. Drivin down 40, runnin out of Money, runnin out 'o' luck..... crusin down 40 and I dont give a fuck.
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