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Ladies: Dont sleep with those guys!

Postby Bone » Sun May 28, 2006 12:57 pm

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Postby footprintzinthesand » Sun May 28, 2006 5:20 pm

AHHHHHH!!! They aren't "guys", they're fucking aliens!!! *panics* :shock:
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Postby Dark Elf » Mon May 29, 2006 1:05 am

HEY! They have my hair style!....... Dammit. Time to change....
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Postby iblis » Tue May 30, 2006 9:20 pm

Dark Elf wrote:HEY! They have my hair style!....... Dammit. Time to change....

why? they're probably so bound in fashion and "what's hot!" that they'll be doing something else in 6 months tops, whether they want to or not.
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Postby Dark Elf » Tue May 30, 2006 10:33 pm

Thanks....... I was fixing to go do something drastic.....
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Postby Midnight_Scarlet_Angel » Tue May 30, 2006 10:37 pm

WHY? Stop letting other people decide what's best for you. If you like your hair that way and it HAPPENS to appear similar to a style ridiculed, fuck it! Do what you want to do. Good god people!
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Postby Dark Elf » Tue May 30, 2006 10:55 pm

Its a joke.
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Postby Dark Elf » Tue May 30, 2006 10:59 pm

Sarcasm.
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Postby Dark Elf » Tue May 30, 2006 11:01 pm

Superciliousness.
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Postby footprintzinthesand » Tue May 30, 2006 11:20 pm

Dark Elf wrote:HEY! They have my hair style!....... Dammit. Time to change....


Do you also have one of those "I basted myself in marinade and laid in an oven for 3 hours" tans? If so, the CIA may already be onto you....... might wanna hide your spaceship and take precautionary measures... (jk)
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Postby Dark Elf » Wed May 31, 2006 12:20 am

Shit. Im really fucked now!
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Postby iblis » Wed May 31, 2006 8:14 pm

humanponygirl213 wrote:
Dark Elf wrote:HEY! They have my hair style!....... Dammit. Time to change....
Do you also have one of those "I basted myself in marinade and laid in an oven for 3 hours" tans? If so, the CIA may already be onto you....... might wanna hide your spaceship and take precautionary measures... (jk)

well, he is a chef. he probably has access to marinade the likes of which you and i could only dream of.

hmm, i wonder if anyone's made a pay-site dedicated to pastry porn...
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Postby footprintzinthesand » Wed May 31, 2006 8:48 pm

Actually, I saw a few pic sets recently that could fit in the pastry category, but they weren't from a pay-site... It would probably be a good idea if I didn't post the links, haha...
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Postby Midnight_Scarlet_Angel » Wed May 31, 2006 10:46 pm

Dark Elf wrote:Its a joke.


yes. Thus I dipped mine in sacasm too.............. remind me to hit you next time I see you, the duh-factor was soo high!
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Postby Dark Elf » Wed May 31, 2006 11:14 pm

Midnight_Scarlet_Angel wrote:
Dark Elf wrote:Its a joke.


yes. Thus I dipped mine in sacasm too.............. remind me to hit you next time I see you, the duh-factor was soo high!


You dont want to mess with me my child....
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Postby Midnight_Scarlet_Angel » Wed May 31, 2006 11:28 pm

"Bite my ass, k?"

*Frequently heard uttered at my workplace*
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Postby DarkVader » Wed May 31, 2006 11:35 pm

iblis wrote:hmm, i wonder if anyone's made a pay-site dedicated to pastry porn...


Why do I have a feeling we're about to find out?
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Postby Dark Elf » Wed May 31, 2006 11:44 pm

Midnight_Scarlet_Angel wrote:"Bite my ass, k?"

*Frequently heard uttered at my workplace*

Like I said.
And I will. In places no one has ever touched you.... and places the brightest sunbeam could never penetrate.
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Postby Dark Elf » Wed May 31, 2006 11:47 pm

DarkVader wrote:
iblis wrote:hmm, i wonder if anyone's made a pay-site dedicated to pastry porn...


Why do I have a feeling we're about to find out?


Were fixing to find out,,,,,,
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Postby Midnight_Scarlet_Angel » Wed May 31, 2006 11:54 pm

Um, sorry.


They've already been there, done that. :twisted:



But just for you,
:moon: :goatse: :shakin: :buttshake:


There ya go! Pick an ass! Bite it! :D
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