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Postby iblis » Sun Mar 19, 2006 4:02 pm

... meets insane fat kid, here.

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Postby Francesca » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:21 pm

Oh god - I tried to watch it all, but I just couldn't stand it. I had to close the window when he started on about the escape button.

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Postby iblis » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:32 pm

so you missed it when he really started smashing the fuck out of his keyboard.

i fucking swear that, if i saw some kid, or even a fucking adult doing that, i'd have to tranq their sorry ass and leave him/her chained to a wall in a sewer somewhere.

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Postby Asher » Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:02 pm

man. :shock:
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Postby karmakaze » Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:52 pm

iblis wrote:i fucking swear that, if i saw some kid, or even a fucking adult doing that, i'd have to tranq their sorry ass and leave him/her chained to a wall in a sewer somewhere.


no you wouldn't. you would video tape it and put it on the internet. then you would tranq him. and put that on the internet as well.
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Postby gothic_spleen » Thu Mar 30, 2006 4:50 pm

damn i thought i needed anger managment, im the friggen pope compared to that kid, what ive only went threw 5 mouses....they like to fly.
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Postby iblis » Sat Jun 10, 2006 2:28 pm

karmakaze wrote:
iblis wrote:i fucking swear that, if i saw some kid, or even a fucking adult doing that, i'd have to tranq their sorry ass and leave him/her chained to a wall in a sewer somewhere.
no you wouldn't. you would video tape it and put it on the internet. then you would tranq him. and put that on the internet as well.
this is true. and after going back to my roots and playing q3 again, i have to admit that i'd probably wind up being one of the snipers who pissed him/her off in the first place.

but after the video taping and internet posting, their ass would wind up in a sewer; most likely with a live webcam feed down there, as well. (hooray, 802.11g!)
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