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Postby iblis » Fri Jun 20, 2003 12:04 pm

Shit! They're on to me!
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Postby white_darkness » Fri Jun 20, 2003 12:36 pm

iblis wrote:Shit! They're on to me!


You can hide out in my trunk dude. I'll just evict the illegal immigrants currently living out of my car trunk.
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Postby JaNell » Fri Jun 20, 2003 2:32 pm

MahoganyDawn wrote:I heard that Ibbie is shacking up with two sexy women!


Yeah - one of whom had her hands in my pants last saturday night - said something about my "crotch" needing "fixing"..
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Postby MahoganyDawn » Fri Jun 20, 2003 2:54 pm

JaNell wrote:
MahoganyDawn wrote:I heard that Ibbie is shacking up with two sexy women!


Yeah - one of whom had her hands in my pants last saturday night - said something about my "crotch" needing "fixing"..


They both saw some sexy gothly legs too... rawer!
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Postby JaNell » Wed Jun 25, 2003 3:59 pm

MahoganyDawn wrote:
JaNell wrote:
MahoganyDawn wrote:I heard that Ibbie is shacking up with two sexy women!


Yeah - one of whom had her hands in my pants last saturday night - said something about my "crotch" needing "fixing"..


They both saw some sexy gothly legs too... rawer!


Too tan from the swimming and attempting to kill Dr. Thoss at the birthday party Saturday to be gothly for a while, LOL.

I heard a rumor that Exquisite Mystery exposed herself to the sun - and blinded it!
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Postby Mother Mo » Sat Jun 28, 2003 2:14 am

I heard Vader's really a vestal virgin, and CD's the official KG boy toy.

I also heard that JaNell, Exquisite Mystery, and that Mo chic are really witches who have put an evil spell on the DJ's to play only music that inspires drama.
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Postby JaNell » Sat Jun 28, 2003 10:15 am

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Postby Celestial Dung » Sun Jun 29, 2003 4:38 am

:D

I'm a Boy toy?

:D :D :D

I'm a Boy Toy!!!!

:boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing:
:boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing:

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

I'm happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby iblis » Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:15 pm

*puts down shovel*

i heard jc was going to star in a rampant amputee porn scene with rob zombie as they saw off bridget the midget's legs and fuck her gently to a tune scored by jethro tull.

according to said atrocious rumor, chris will be the fluffer, morgan will be the best boy, and CHUCK NORRIS will be security.
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Postby Hardcoregirl » Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:20 pm

iblis wrote:
according to said atrocious rumor, chris will be the fluffer, morgan will be the best boy, and CHUCK NORRIS will be security.


But I want to be the fluffer!
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Postby junkie christ » Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:40 pm

i want Chuck Norris to be the fluffer.

and i would never saw off of Bridget Powers legs.
I love her too much for that.......
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Postby iblis » Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:54 am

i heard auralfixation was going to release a dance video when he comes to TN.

i managed to snag a a KG-exclusive sneak preview:

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i'm not sure who that is in the background, clapping, though...
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Postby scarecrow » Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:35 pm

:fuckedup: :fuckedup:
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Postby footprintzinthesand » Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:37 pm

iblis wrote:i heard auralfixation was going to release a dance video when he comes to TN.

i managed to snag a a KG-exclusive sneak preview:

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i'm not sure who that is in the background, clapping, though...


Looks like one of the dudes from that motorcycle training video DarkVader posted earlier... lol...
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Postby iblis » Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:02 pm

humanponygirl213 wrote:
iblis wrote:i heard auralfixation was going to release a dance video when he comes to TN.

i managed to snag a a KG-exclusive sneak preview:

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i'm not sure who that is in the background, clapping, though...


Looks like one of the dudes from that motorcycle training video DarkVader posted earlier... lol...

well, chris did say he liked riding his bike...
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Postby badkiity » Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:16 am

:lol: http://www.mystolennation.com/images/si ... tydems.jpg :twisted:

I truely don't like to spread rumors about anyone....even if it is just a playful joke such as this thread. So this is all that I will do. Love you crazy fools.
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Postby cutelittlepsycho20 » Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:18 pm

badkiity wrote::lol: http://www.mystolennation.com/images/si ... tydems.jpg :twisted:

I truely don't like to spread rumors about anyone....even if it is just a playful joke such as this thread. So this is all that I will do. Love you crazy fools.


thats nice! :twisted:
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Postby Mother Mo » Thu Oct 12, 2006 2:37 pm

Mother Mo is really a man.... with a HUGE penis. Bend over & I'll show ya.
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Postby gothic_spleen » Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:02 pm

Mother Mo wrote:Mother Mo is really a man.... with a HUGE penis. Bend over & I'll show ya.



i think its time for yer meds hunny.....thorazine drip?
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Postby junkie christ » Thu Oct 12, 2006 4:02 pm

i heard that dark vader licked junkies eyeball.






oh wait. he did.
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