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Postby iblis » Thu Jun 05, 2003 11:22 am

Mercurygriffin wrote:on a lighter and more serious note i heard it might be a while before we get another steady weekly goth night in knox. say it isn't so. :cry: :evil: :x

This rumor has been eliminated by fact.

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Postby junkie christ » Thu Jun 05, 2003 1:15 pm

i heard a rumor that the junkie_christ is a preacher during the week at a local baptist church and hes been hiding it from you all.....
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Postby Nemesis » Fri Jun 06, 2003 9:42 am

junkie christ wrote:i heard a rumor that the junkie_christ is a preacher during the week at a local baptist church and hes been hiding it from you all.....

I heard the same thing... :shock:
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Postby white_darkness » Fri Jun 06, 2003 10:34 am

Nemesis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:i heard a rumor that the junkie_christ is a preacher during the week at a local baptist church and hes been hiding it from you all.....

I heard the same thing... :shock:


You know...that's just amazing. I think I may have met a young lady from the congregation who insisted on a "Laying on of the hands, to heal me of my sins".
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Postby iblis » Fri Jun 06, 2003 3:21 pm

white_darkness wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:i heard a rumor that the junkie_christ is a preacher during the week at a local baptist church and hes been hiding it from you all.....

I heard the same thing... :shock:


You know...that's just amazing. I think I may have met a young lady from the congregation who insisted on a "Laying on of the hands, to heal me of my sins".

You'd better bring a video camera for that.

I heard a rumor that junkie_christ only drinks non-alcoholic beer! :-x
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Postby briarus » Fri Jun 06, 2003 3:24 pm

i heard there going to stop making beer on saturday.
also i heard the end of the world was sunday. :-)
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Postby DarkVader » Sun Jun 08, 2003 1:05 pm

JaNell has fake boobies.
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Postby junkie christ » Sun Jun 08, 2003 1:31 pm

iblis wrote:
white_darkness wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:i heard a rumor that the junkie_christ is a preacher during the week at a local baptist church and hes been hiding it from you all.....

I heard the same thing... :shock:


You know...that's just amazing. I think I may have met a young lady from the congregation who insisted on a "Laying on of the hands, to heal me of my sins".

You'd better bring a video camera for that.

I heard a rumor that junkie_christ only drinks non-alcoholic beer! :-x

i split that one killians with ya the other night dick...!!:twisted: lol
but really, if i ever found out that anybeer i have drank in my life had no alkie in it, the next sound you would hear is a gun with a U-shaped barrell blowing my skull off. :dgos:
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Postby iblis » Sun Jun 08, 2003 1:57 pm

junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:You'd better bring a video camera for that.

I heard a rumor that junkie_christ only drinks non-alcoholic beer! :-x

i split that one killians with ya the other night dick...!!:twisted: lol
but really, if i ever found out that anybeer i have drank in my life had no alkie in it, the next sound you would hear is a gun with a U-shaped barrell blowing my skull off. :dgos:

Ok, I've been proven wrong. That was a good Killians. :D
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Postby JaNell » Tue Jun 10, 2003 5:20 am

DarkVader wrote:JaNell has fake boobies.


LOL

Oh, hell yeah! And I had 'em outfitted with a cyborg Extra Points™ breastmilk producton kit for nursing my kids, which explains their very high IQs...
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Postby realgonepaleface » Tue Jun 17, 2003 6:33 am

is it true?
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Postby JaNell » Tue Jun 17, 2003 1:42 pm

realgonepaleface wrote:is it true?


Which rumor?
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Postby Nemesis » Wed Jun 18, 2003 2:56 am

realgonepaleface wrote:is it true?

Yes... and of course I am a liar... :twisted:
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Postby realgonepaleface » Wed Jun 18, 2003 6:26 am

All of it!

This thread has gotten me so paranoid I shall never leave my house again.
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Postby JaNell » Wed Jun 18, 2003 6:29 am

Nemesis wrote:
realgonepaleface wrote:is it true?

Yes... and of course I am a liar... :twisted:


Nem's actually Henry Rollins in real life.

He came up with this persona, originally known as "Slim Nem", to avoid the fans.
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Postby Nemesis » Wed Jun 18, 2003 6:49 am

I heard that this thread was fake... :rofl:
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Postby JaNell » Wed Jun 18, 2003 6:59 am

Since "Slim Nem" has been such a success, he's been chosen as the successor to the Slim Goodbody tradition,

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Postby Sir Diddimus » Wed Jun 18, 2003 7:09 am

He'll have to do something about that spastic colon first.....
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Postby JaNell » Thu Jun 19, 2003 4:05 am

Sir Diddimus wrote:He'll have to do something about that spastic colon first.....


So you've actually seen him dance, then?
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Postby MahoganyDawn » Fri Jun 20, 2003 10:24 am

I heard that Ibbie is shacking up with two sexy women!
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