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Postby Seraph Antaine » Tue May 20, 2003 8:15 pm

JaNell wrote:I heard that Aural fixation is forming a group within the board to finally take control of KG...
And what's more, resisters will be forced to click iblis links until they give in, or puke, or become homicidal maniacs with Republican tendencies.


Not that I intend to resist, but what do you think would happen to one such as am I, who already possesses these traits?

Also, what was that about the raging alien drag-race in Queens?
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Postby Celestial Dung » Tue May 20, 2003 8:23 pm

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Celestial Dung is actually quite the slut.
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Postby JaNell » Tue May 20, 2003 9:06 pm

Celestial Dung wrote:Celestial Dung is actually quite the slut.


I heard that CD's "Drama Box" evolved from a glitzy tights era of miming in Gay SuperHero clubs...

And that it can actually deflect high velocity Size 13 Fuck Me pumps!
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Postby realgonepaleface » Wed May 21, 2003 10:23 am

I hear that the earth is slowing making its way to the sun, the the most fetid evil in the known universe guru bill gates is going to run for president against the dell dude and all three major television networks are dumping all there reality shows in order to prgram a new fall line up with more realistic content.
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Postby celticsmith » Wed May 21, 2003 11:00 am

miz kitty wrote:Nemesis is pregnant with my two-headed love child. :D



Does that mean that Nemesis is DEBBIE GIBSON?


(or is that too obscure of a reference?)


Oh....and Captain Bluebeard's Green Faerie water is just tap water with sugar and gree food dye in it.

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Postby The Fallen » Wed May 21, 2003 11:07 am

celticsmith wrote:
miz kitty wrote:Nemesis is pregnant with my two-headed love child. :D



Does that mean that Nemesis is DEBBIE GIBSON?



With your whacky lyrics at Skareoke does that make you Mojo Nixon?
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Postby briarus » Wed May 21, 2003 11:43 am

to solve Tennessee's budget crises the evil orginization known as the "city councel" has proposed napalming the old city, paving it and placing a "cotton eyed joes" type theme park, claiming that while the initial loss of life and history will be quickly forgotton as money pours in from the eastern tip of missippi.
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Postby white_darkness » Wed May 21, 2003 12:15 pm

briarus wrote:to solve Tennessee's budget crises the evil orginization known as the "city councel" has proposed napalming the old city, paving it and placing a "cotton eyed joes" type theme park, claiming that while the initial loss of life and history will be quickly forgotton as money pours in from the eastern tip of missippi.


Are you referring to that glorious city of Memphis?
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Postby creapyrob » Wed May 21, 2003 1:03 pm

I hear CreapRob has the internet again and is making illegal copies of CD's and looking a porn like there is no tomorrow.
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Postby Sir Diddimus » Wed May 21, 2003 1:20 pm

creapyrob wrote:I hear CreapRob has the internet again and is making illegal copies of CD's and looking a porn like there is no tomorrow.


You call that a rumour?

Now, if you'd said you were looking at porn of Nemesis........ oh wait, that'd be true :twisted:

No rumour here, move along, move along..........




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Postby AuralFixation » Wed May 21, 2003 1:25 pm

stephens pussy smells like buttermilk
Chris - Seriously what fountain of youth did the other members of Bauhaus find....they haven't aged a day wile Peter Murphy looks all old and haggard.

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Postby celticsmith » Wed May 21, 2003 1:34 pm

The Fallen wrote:
celticsmith wrote:
miz kitty wrote:Nemesis is pregnant with my two-headed love child. :D



Does that mean that Nemesis is DEBBIE GIBSON?



With your whacky lyrics at Skareoke does that make you Mojo Nixon?


If that don't make me Mojo Nixon then that song could use some fixin'
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Postby Nemesis » Wed May 21, 2003 6:46 pm

AuralFixation really doesn't have stinky nuts, in fact they smell like a rose garden just after a spring rain... He made up the nickname 'Stinky Nuts' because he lost a bet after drinking heavily with me and tat2jay, :twisted:
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Postby iblis » Wed May 21, 2003 8:41 pm

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Postby Bone » Wed May 21, 2003 8:53 pm

celticsmith wrote:
The Fallen wrote:
celticsmith wrote:
miz kitty wrote:Nemesis is pregnant with my two-headed love child. :D



Does that mean that Nemesis is DEBBIE GIBSON?



With your whacky lyrics at Skareoke does that make you Mojo Nixon?


If that don't make me Mojo Nixon then that song could use some fixin'


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Postby JaNell » Thu May 22, 2003 7:35 am

Well, you know that Bone actually supports himself between DJ jobs as an Elvis impersonator...
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Postby pryjmaty » Thu May 22, 2003 10:03 am

AuralFixation wrote:stephens pussy smells like buttermilk

:puke:
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Postby junkie christ » Thu May 22, 2003 2:27 pm

LadyIvanna wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:stephens pussy smells like buttermilk

:puke:

i know it makes you wanna gag but umm im told... *swear i dont know* that it smells like buttermilk but it actually tastes like Godiva..........
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Postby Nemesis » Thu May 22, 2003 3:33 pm

AuralFixation wrote:stephens pussy smells like buttermilk

Yeah... thanks a lot for the Yeast Infection You dirty bastard... I'm squirting out buttermilk by the gallon and baking bread by the loaf..! Who's hungry??? :lol:
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Postby junkie christ » Thu May 22, 2003 3:47 pm

Nemesis wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:stephens pussy smells like buttermilk

Yeah... thanks a lot for the Yeast Infection You dirty bastard... I'm squirting out buttermilk by the gallon and baking bread by the loaf..! Who's hungry??? :lol:

i want seconds......
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