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Postby Zeo » Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:29 pm

I just finished Hitman: Blood Money on PS2, which is by far one of the greatest games of all time. The mission "Murder of Crows" takes place during a New Orleans Mardi Gras parade, and "A Dance With the Devil" is a Heaven and Hell party in a Vegas hotel. Both are lots of fun to play.

The prequel, Hitman: Contracts is really great too. It has darker themes whereas Blood Money is larger than life. The mission "The Meat King's Party" in Contracts is a fetish party taking place in a Romanian slaughterhouse. Yeah, it's sick.

The Hitman Series of games is stealth based and requires a lot of sneaking tactics. Taking someone out and changing into their clothes to blend in, hiding he bodies to get to the next point, poisoning someone’s drink, that sort of thing. It’s all a matter of being creative within the missions, and the player can perform precise assassinations or be incredibly brutal. Being a silent and cunning assassin earns you the most rewards throughout the game.
If you prefer the mindless carnage of head-on frag style games like Halo this might not be your bag.
I highly recommend Hitman to any sadist who has the patience a dark sense of humor.
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Postby iblis » Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:09 pm

elasticwings wrote:Just finished playing F.E.A.R. It's pretty, but rather disappointing after reading all the reviews. I'm sorry. But is it just me or are environments in FPS games still not living up to the level of games 10 years older. I remember all the cool things you could do in Duke Nukem 3D. Yet, I play FEAR and feel like the environment is completely unusable. I don't care how much work it takes or if it screws up your completely step for step laid out storyline. If a door is blocked by a fucking cabinet, and I throw a grenade in front of it, I want it to blast open like it should in real life. I know they make bullet proof glass, but I haven't read anything lately about rocket-proof glass. I mean, if I have this futuristic explosive charge weapon device, I expect it to be able to knock down a wooden door!

ah, so you're missing the 'environmental damage' feature that started getting popular around 2000, but somehow managed to get forgotten in newer games.

i've seen mods for games that allow this, but nothing out of the box lately.

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Postby cutelittlepsycho20 » Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:14 pm

"Saint's Row" on the X BOX 360.

Fuck a bunch of Grand theft Auto.

this game is friggin hilarious. and way more violent.

just how i like it. the RPG is my favorite weapon. he he.

also playing" Dead Rising". U + Zombies + mall + any weapon you can pick up= heaven or hell depending on you're preferance. :twisted:
that's also on the xbox360.
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Postby junkie christ » Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:01 pm

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Postby gothic_spleen » Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:30 am

battlefield 2, and then I plan to rape someones ass on Counter Strike.
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Postby cutelittlepsycho20 » Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:31 pm

gothic_spleen wrote:battlefield 2, and then I plan to rape someones ass on Counter Strike.


Counter Strike owns :shoots: pump shotie is my favorite weapon.

just knives is fun too.
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Postby Russo » Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:47 pm

gothic_spleen wrote:I plan to rape someones ass


What's with you wanting to rape people in the ass?

gothic_spleen wrote: I wish i was hung like a horse and was in their cell block, lets just say :goatse:
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Postby gothic_spleen » Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:07 pm

Russo wrote:
gothic_spleen wrote:I plan to rape someones ass


What's with you wanting to rape people in the ass?

gothic_spleen wrote: I wish i was hung like a horse and was in their cell block, lets just say :goatse:

uhmmm...I like ass.....Bleh! :dgos:
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Postby gothic_spleen » Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:08 pm

Whats with you and a few others problem with me, did I wrong u in another life, if so im sry. But im not going to be sry for me being me.
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Postby Russo » Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:38 pm

gothic_spleen wrote:Whats with you and a few others problem with me, did I wrong u in another life, if so im sry. But im not going to be sry for me being me.


Lol, don't be so sensitive. You set yourself up for it, and I took the opportunity. No malice intended.
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Postby gothic_spleen » Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:16 am

Russo wrote:
gothic_spleen wrote:Whats with you and a few others problem with me, did I wrong u in another life, if so im sry. But im not going to be sry for me being me.


Lol, don't be so sensitive. You set yourself up for it, and I took the opportunity. No malice intended.


ok sry just had a bad day.......
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Postby happy » Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:26 am

gothic_spleen wrote: :goatse:

best smiley ever? :lol:
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Postby Zeo » Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:04 am

I'm sure eventually someone will develop a videogame where you can live out your fantasies by running around with raging, larger than life hard-on and raping guys in the brown-eye.
Not my genre, but to each their own. :)
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Postby gothic_spleen » Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:52 am

Zeo wrote:I'm sure eventually someone will develop a videogame where you can live out your fantasies by running around with raging, larger than life hard-on and raping guys in the brown-eye.
Not my genre, but to each their own. :)

what can i say i like ass, and it would almost be a perfect world if a game like that was created.....id buy it!
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Postby elasticwings » Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:47 am

gothic_spleen wrote:
Zeo wrote:I'm sure eventually someone will develop a videogame where you can live out your fantasies by running around with raging, larger than life hard-on and raping guys in the brown-eye.
Not my genre, but to each their own. :)

what can i say i like ass, and it would almost be a perfect world if a game like that was created.....id buy it!


Dude, sorry but rape is not cool on any level. You shouldn't fantasize about rape at all. If you are into anal sex with guys, then more power to you, but it shouldn't be rape.
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Postby gothic_spleen » Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:01 am

elasticwings wrote:
gothic_spleen wrote:
Zeo wrote:I'm sure eventually someone will develop a videogame where you can live out your fantasies by running around with raging, larger than life hard-on and raping guys in the brown-eye.
Not my genre, but to each their own. :)

what can i say i like ass, and it would almost be a perfect world if a game like that was created.....id buy it!


Dude, sorry but rape is not cool on any level. You shouldn't fantasize about rape at all. If you are into anal sex with guys, then more power to you, but it shouldn't be rape.


ok, bad joke, bad choice of words, and no i dont think rape is cool
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Postby iblis » Sat Sep 09, 2006 7:11 am

elasticwings wrote:
gothic_spleen wrote:
Zeo wrote:I'm sure eventually someone will develop a videogame where you can live out your fantasies by running around with raging, larger than life hard-on and raping guys in the brown-eye.
Not my genre, but to each their own. :)

what can i say i like ass, and it would almost be a perfect world if a game like that was created.....id buy it!


Dude, sorry but rape is not cool on any level. You shouldn't fantasize about rape at all. If you are into anal sex with guys, then more power to you, but it shouldn't be rape.

it's only funny if you're raping a clown.
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Postby gothic_spleen » Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:14 am

iblis wrote:
elasticwings wrote:
gothic_spleen wrote:
Zeo wrote:I'm sure eventually someone will develop a videogame where you can live out your fantasies by running around with raging, larger than life hard-on and raping guys in the brown-eye.
Not my genre, but to each their own. :)

what can i say i like ass, and it would almost be a perfect world if a game like that was created.....id buy it!


Dude, sorry but rape is not cool on any level. You shouldn't fantasize about rape at all. If you are into anal sex with guys, then more power to you, but it shouldn't be rape.

it's only funny if you're raping a clown.

ive seen that somewhere...tshirthell?
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Postby iblis » Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:29 am

gothic_spleen wrote:
iblis wrote:it's only funny if you're raping a clown.

ive seen that somewhere...tshirthell?

yup.
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Postby gothic_spleen » Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:33 am

iblis wrote:
gothic_spleen wrote:
iblis wrote:it's only funny if you're raping a clown.

ive seen that somewhere...tshirthell?

yup.
if u like those my friend just sent me a link to another similar site.... http://www.assholetshirts.com
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