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Postby Sati » Thu Mar 25, 2004 5:55 pm

1.) Rachel Weisz
2.) Angelina Jolie
3.) Daniel Auteuil
4.) Isabelle Adjani
5.) Judith Godreche
6.) Jean-Louis Trintignant (even though he is quite old)
7.) Jude Law
8.) Famke Janssen
9.) Dita
10.) an orgy with Noam Chomsky, Kate Winslet, and Julianne Moore
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Postby ophelia » Thu Mar 25, 2004 6:23 pm

Ralph AND Joseph Fiennes.

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Postby Lost Traveler » Thu Mar 25, 2004 6:28 pm

DOH! How could I have forgoten her... well If I have to keep it to ten then trade out Nikki cox for Rose Mcgowan (amy blue version pref.) And switch out Kim cattrell for Jodie Foster
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Postby Elvis Christ » Thu Mar 25, 2004 6:46 pm

1.Amanda Bynes
2.Talena Atfield
3.Thora Birch<--ghost world version
4.Rose McGowan<--yeah Amy Blue version definitely
5.Jeneane Garofalo
6.T.a.t.u. <--Love train
7.Julia Sawhala
8.Shirley Manson
9.Fran Drescher
10.Rachel Dratch


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Postby junkie christ » Thu Mar 25, 2004 7:02 pm

see somemore i forgot. Famke Janssen... DRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL...... :twisted:
Ricci..........DRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL
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Postby Sati » Thu Mar 25, 2004 8:23 pm

And Jaoquin Phoenix in Quills.
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Postby Catusnite » Thu Mar 25, 2004 9:49 pm

No one i got over my sex thing a long time ago and i am only 22 funny isn't it?
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Postby X » Fri Mar 26, 2004 12:20 am

Onibubba had a great i can't believe i forgot that pick:

Tia Carera is soooo hawt....Waynes World when shes fucking rocking out Ballroom Blitz.....OMG

I must also contridict a statement from Gwenyfer.....Dave Navaro has ALWAYS been all metrosexual......ALWAYS...i think he made the term popular or something.....he's actually one of those cats that can get away with it, cus he was doing it like 15 years ago.

I must also contridict Libby, cus let's face it girl, the only reason y ou didn't put wrestlers on your list...is cus you'd freak out....not cus people here dun like it.....i mean if you woulda at least looked at Raven's cock, instead of talk about how great he is, until you had to buy his shirt, i would not make this statement....
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Postby gwenhwyfar » Fri Mar 26, 2004 12:47 am

X wrote:I must also contridict a statement from Gwenyfer.....Dave Navaro has ALWAYS been all metrosexual......ALWAYS...i think he made the term popular or something.....he's actually one of those cats that can get away with it, cus he was doing it like 15 years ago.



long black hair, leather pants, piercings and tatoos......thats all i ask of him

wearing a cowboy hat, in a photo booth, while its taking pictures.

i have to stop thinking about this!

*also- learn how to spell my name right, or call me gwen.
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Postby junkie christ » Fri Mar 26, 2004 1:08 am

id say id love to fuck my favorite celeb, but i can fuck me anytime.
second is ibbie.
come here lil ibbie...
local talent can be their own damn celebs!!! fuck the systems naming conventions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Postby Kilashayne » Fri Mar 26, 2004 2:52 am

in the order they occurred to me:

David Bowie (especially Labyrinth Bowie)
Johnny Depp (predictable, but he is hot)
Antonio Banderas (preferably Desperado or Interview Banderas)
Billy Zane (anything but Titanic Zane)
Billy Idol (any where, any time)
Remy LeBeau/Gambit (i know he's not real. i don't care.)
Brandon Lee (pre-death preferably)
Peter Steele (cause i've seen the Playgirl pics.....)
James Marsters (in character... why not?)


(ok this actually occurred to me earlier but i like to build suspense.)
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Postby junkie christ » Fri Mar 26, 2004 5:02 am

Kilashayne wrote:in the order they occurred to me:

David Bowie (especially Labyrinth Bowie)
Johnny Depp (predictable, but he is hot)
Antonio Banderas (preferably Desperado or Interview Banderas)
Billy Zane (anything but Titanic Zane)
Billy Idol (any where, any time)
Remy LeBeau/Gambit (i know he's not real. i don't care.)
Brandon Lee (pre-death preferably)
Peter Steele (cause i've seen the Playgirl pics.....)
James Marsters (in character... why not?)


(ok this actually occurred to me earlier but i like to build suspense.)
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only if you will fuck post death brandon lee too......... naa nevermind.
the local celeb tag line worked!!!!
you just put me on the list cuz my sig has the prince logo in ascii.....
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Postby satanskitten » Fri Mar 26, 2004 5:50 am

ok here goes

female :

1 Angelina Jolie
2 Rose McGowan
3 Eliza Dushku
4 Tori Amos
5 Christina from Lacuna Coil
6 Rebecca Romijn-Stamos (dressed as Mystique)
7 Peta Wilson (but only from LXG)
8 Christina Ricci
9 Fairuza Balk
10 Kate Beckinsale


male

1 Johnny Depp
2 Peter Steele
3 Stuart townsend
4 Paul walker
5 Vin Deisel (the only really muscular guy I'm attraced to)
6 lead singer of the band Ligion
7 Brian (lead singer of Placebo)
8 Eric Mabius
9 Brandon Lee
10 Josh Hartnett
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Postby QueenOfTheFlock » Fri Mar 26, 2004 8:36 am

X wrote:
I must also contridict Libby, cus let's face it girl, the only reason you didn't put wrestlers on your list...is cus you'd freak out....not cus people here dun like it.....i mean if you woulda at least looked at Raven's cock, instead of talk about how great he is, until you had to buy his shirt, i would not make this statement....


Ahem...I didn't BELIEVE you!!! I thought you all were full of shit and just wanted to see me turn around so you could say "gotcha!" or something. I've had many people tell me how gullible I used to be so now I tend to not believe things that are honestly true.

Besides, if I had included wrestlers, there wouldn't have been anyone else on the list. Believe me, some girl friends of mine started this naming thing one time and I had one regular celebrity and the rest were wrestlers.
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Postby X » Fri Mar 26, 2004 3:21 pm

gwenhwyfar wrote:
X wrote:I must also contridict a statement from Gwenyfer.....Dave Navaro has ALWAYS been all metrosexual......ALWAYS...i think he made the term popular or something.....he's actually one of those cats that can get away with it, cus he was doing it like 15 years ago.



long black hair, leather pants, piercings and tatoos......thats all i ask of him

wearing a cowboy hat, in a photo booth, while its taking pictures.

i have to stop thinking about this!

*also- learn how to spell my name right, or call me gwen.


eh so i forgot the hw....i'll remember...ehh fuck it you're on a partial name basis now
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Postby Aerick Ravenheart » Sun Mar 28, 2004 12:37 am

1. Laura Prepon(redhead on that 70's show)......2. Fiona Horne(Witch on MAD MAD House)......3. Julianne Moore.....4. every member of goth/punk band FLUFFY......5. Neve Campbell.......6. Claire Danes.(yeah, i know).....7. Calista Flockhart(shut up! i just wanna snap her like a twig, plus she looks like an elf)....8.CHARLIZE THERON(closest thing to Angelina).....9.ALYSON HANNIGAN(Willow).....10.Lacy Chabert.....11. Gen of the Genitorturers.....12. Alicia Witt and Danielle Harris(both roommates from URBAN LEGEND)......the list could go on.....excuse me, I must be alone now...
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Postby creapyrob » Mon Mar 29, 2004 4:08 pm

In no particular order:


Janeane Garofalo (I like my women like I like my coffee: Dark and bitter)
Fairuza Balk (Same reason as above, but shes also magikal)
Kate Hudson (cause I'm older than she is, oh and shes HOT)
Jewel Staite ('Kaylee' Frye from Firefly. Shes the only 'in character' one I'd like to fuck)
Anna Paquin (I have some bizare 'Almost Famous' theme going here for some reason, but all the 'groupies/Band Aids were hotties too)
Ellen Pompeo (again shes a hottie)
Sara Silverman
Juliette Lewis (skitzy and dumb in real life I bet but what the hell..)
Raquel Welch (circa 1967)
Rita Hayworth (circa late 1940's)
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Postby sapphirerose » Mon Mar 29, 2004 8:13 pm

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Postby Monophonic » Mon Mar 29, 2004 10:49 pm

creapyrob wrote:Janeane Garofalo (I like my women like I like my coffee: Dark and bitter)


I forgot her. I'm with you on that one. great pick!
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Postby The Stormstress » Tue Mar 30, 2004 6:50 am

Angelina Jolie
"Worf" (oh yes, Michael Dorn n full gear!)
Antonio Banderas
Stuart Townsend
Uma Thurman
"Nico" (from The Doorz)
Peter Steele
Drew Barrymore
Mickey Roarke
Sean Connery

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