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Top Ten Celebs I wanna do it with

Postby Aerick Ravenheart » Wed Mar 24, 2004 6:08 pm

1. Angelina Jolie.......2. Amy Lee.......3.Sarah Michelle Gellar.......4. Katharine Isabelle.......5. Fairuza Balk.......6.Alicia Silverstone.......7. Jamie Lee Curtis.......8. Eliza Dushku.......9. Rachel Leigh Cook.........10. The Donnas(this counts as one, right?heh-heh)
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Postby Coor » Wed Mar 24, 2004 7:08 pm

10. Angelina Jolie ( If I was a gay OMG!)
9.
8.
7.Eijah Wood (another don't ask, and no I don't have a thing for hairy feet)
6. Matthew McHoney (or however you speel it, but not pansy guy, the badass guy.)
5.Viggo Mortenson
4.Brad Pitt (but only with his Fight Club look)
3.Brandon Boyd
2.Edward Norton
1. Jim Morrison ( when he was alive)

OK, that's all I could think off.
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Postby Snap Dragon » Wed Mar 24, 2004 7:53 pm

hmm....let me think
1.Elijah Wood
2.Elijah Wood
3.Elijah Wood
4.Elijah Wood
5.Elijah Wood
6.Orlando Bloom
7.Johnny Depp
8.Keanu Reves (I can't spell...that guy who plays Neo)
9.Leonardo DeCaprio
10.Marylin Manson

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Postby Beatrix Kiddo » Wed Mar 24, 2004 8:42 pm

Uma Thurman
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Fairuza Balk
Holly-Marie Combs
Clea DuVall
Cate Blanchett
Neve Campbell
Jennifer Connelly
Milla Jojovich
Winona Ryder
Audrey Tautou
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Postby RavenLunatic » Wed Mar 24, 2004 9:05 pm

No particular order:

1. Angelina Jolie (gay or not!) yowza!
2. Stuart Townsend
3. Viggo Mortensen
4. Keanu Reeves
5. Carl Urban
6. Rudolph Valentino (IF he were alive & looked the way he did
waaaaay back in the day!)
7. Vin Diesel
8. Paul Walker
9. Antonio Banderas
10. Jaye Davidson
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Postby junkie christ » Wed Mar 24, 2004 9:27 pm

i wanted to make fun of this thread, but its kinda fun.
dita.
for you sex pistols fans, id fuck Nancy from back in the day shitless.
id fuck baby from house of a 1xxx corpses. not the actor, the actual character of baby.
Monroe.
the singer for the distillers
Page.
helna bonham carter from fight club, but only if she REALLY was marla. :drool:
the women of farscape......
Eliza Dushku.... oh yea.
Jolie because shes beautiful and ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NUTS.
Heidi Fleiss 10 years ago.
If she was mute, id ride that jennifer love hewitt bitch till she bled internally and died because A) shes hot and B) she needs to die.
Milla Jovoich because shes fucking nuts, but shes gotta be all in the 5th element gear.
that chick from underworld as long as she leaves some of the gear on.....
i dunno. hollywood doesnt have many attractive people. alot of fake shit. i think id rather go find a list of porn stars or something.
if youve seen Bedazzled, that flick with Elizabeth Hurley as the devil, if she was really like that and had the catholic teacher outfit.
i think 50s era Mary Tyler Moore, like dick van dyke show era, was fucking hot. i always wanted a clone of that to sub for me.....
rather than fuck Paris Hilton, id rather make her eat a fucking cheeseburger.

heres the list of people id fuck so they would STOP MAKING MUSIC.
Amy Lee is the evanesence chick right? yea her. just STOP.
Mariah Carey to see if she squeals like that in bed.
Britney so i could video tape it and sell it as proof shes obviously ubersexual because she has GOT to suck in bed and i think that arbys cuts of the outskirts of her vagina to make their new improved roast beef formula......
Madonna because she quit making good music and shes getting up there...... i bet i could wear her out and that would prove she doesnt need to sing anymore... i hope. maybe i could fuck some sense into her. hahaha.


now whos is gonna be the first person to admit Tony Danza?
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Postby X » Wed Mar 24, 2004 10:40 pm

I would do Paris Hilton.....at a CiCi's Pizza, with her bent over the desert bar...forcing her to eat whilest i stuff her like a thanksgiving turkey.

Also:

Dita Von Teese
Liv Tyler
Alicia Silverstone
Carmen Electra
Wynonna Rider
Madonna
Fauza Balk
Lisa Marie Presley

And last....if i was gay...i'd totally do Johnny Depp
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Postby QueenOfTheFlock » Wed Mar 24, 2004 10:48 pm

In no certain order:

Christina Ricci
Angelina Jolie
Drew Barrymore
Johnny Depp
Giovanni Ribisi
Steven Tyler (shut up)
Ethan Embry
Steve Zahn
Elijah Wood
Liv Tyler
(and my #11, just because: Peter Searcy)

(I'm purposely leaving the wrestler's off of this list since most of you don't enjoy it)

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Postby Codeine Coma » Wed Mar 24, 2004 11:19 pm

1. Mother Mo (cause baby you're a star)
2. Amon Ra (or any major God)
3. Jim Morrison
4. Nikki Dial
5. Willow (don't know her real name)
6. Jack Nicholson
7. Courtney Love,Maddonna,and Sharon Stone (I would get them all together and make each one moan)
8. Webster (Don't know his real name either)
9. Linda Lovelace
10. Mr. T or Nell Carter (kinda a tie here)
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Postby Monophonic » Thu Mar 25, 2004 1:04 am

Sherilyn Fenn
Rose Mcgowan
Claire Forlani
Peta Wilson
Monica Bellucci
Thora Birch
Natasha Henstridge
Kelly Hu
Angelina Jolie
Gina Gershon


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Postby junkie christ » Thu Mar 25, 2004 1:33 am

Monophonic wrote:rose mcgowan
how did i forget her?
damn!
yeayea. totally agree.
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Postby gwenhwyfar » Thu Mar 25, 2004 2:37 am

this is fun to think about when i'm bored, and in heat. :sticks ass up in the air and screams in the highest pitch meow "hit it please!":

fuck did i say that out loud! damn it. :-x

in NO particular order:
1. brandon boyd
2. johnny depp, and HE can put it anywhere
3. ethan hawke
4. maynard j keenan( don't ask, its this wierd thing i have. he could prolly just sing to me and that would be enough to get me off)
5. chester bennington( no, i don't know why)
6. oliver martinez, but he would definitely have to hit it while talking dirty to me, in french
7. dave navarro( only before he met carmen and became all metrosexual and shit. wait....whats that....is his hair feathered?.....wtf?)
8. hmmmm.....yeah....i would definitley pound the hell out of orlando bloom.
9. viggo mortinssen too
10. jeremy or jason london. both. at the same time......hmmm that could be fun.

if i were gay or a guy: shirley manson, hands down, because she is a dirty dirty naughty girl, amongst other things. quite possibly the only chick i'd turn lesbian for.
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Postby gwenhwyfar » Thu Mar 25, 2004 2:44 am

ooooooooooh, and joaquin pheonix

done up like the uptight reverend that turns pornographic in "quills"

mmwwwwaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
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Postby Mistress Eve(L) » Thu Mar 25, 2004 3:04 am

1. Dita Von Teese
2. Orlando Bloom
3. Dita von teese and orlando bloom
4. Vin Deisel
5. One of the nsyncer's, just to fuck all the cute bubble gum out of em and turn em to the dark side. *smack* Whats my name Bitch!1!!
6. Edward Furlong
7. I'll have to agree with Junkie....baby from House of a 1000 corpses
8. Corey feldman (chilhood crush and he is forbidden to have the mullet ...I cant get it on with a mullet)
9. Balthazar Getty
10.John Cusack
Ben? why are there noodles inmy shoes? hmmmm?

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Postby Onibubba » Thu Mar 25, 2004 8:47 am

since this is complete fantasy, I see no reason not to include living or dead or old stars at the height of their hottiness. I have to add this because I don't think there are ten "current' celebs I'd be interested in.

1) Louise Brooks
2) Betty Page
3) Princess Diana - Junkie style!
4) Miss Skinhead O' Conner
5) The Runaways (that way I get Joan Jett AND Lita Ford)
6) Andrea Spinks AKA Pixie AKA Nadia AKA the hottest piece of petite Brit ass in the porn industry. Color me smitten.
7) Ricki Lake
8) Tia Carerra - or Asia Carerra...no, and Asia. And yes, I am way over-selling my capabilities...Way!
9) Another vote for Baby - Rob Zombie must be a very happy man.
10) Wendy O Williams - with a strap on, because I've been so very very bad :-x
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Postby Lost Traveler » Thu Mar 25, 2004 12:03 pm

Winnona Ryder
Scarlett Johansen
Alyson Hannigan
Jennifer Tilly
Alexis Bledel (shes 22)
Kim Catrell
Angelina Jolie
Cate Blanchett
Nikki Cox
Lexa Doig
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Postby Mistress Eve(L) » Thu Mar 25, 2004 12:06 pm

oh hell I forgot about Jennifer Tilly.....can you say "bound"
Ben? why are there noodles inmy shoes? hmmmm?

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Postby Coor » Thu Mar 25, 2004 12:50 pm

heres the list of people id fuck so they would STOP MAKING MUSIC.
Amy Lee is the evanesence chick right? yea her. just STOP.
Mariah Carey to see if she squeals like that in bed.
Britney so i could video tape it and sell it as proof shes obviously ubersexual because she has GOT to suck in bed and i think that arbys cuts of the outskirts of her vagina to make their new improved roast beef formula......
Madonna because she quit making good music and shes getting up there...... i bet i could wear her out and that would prove she doesnt need to sing anymore... i hope. maybe i could fuck some sense into her. hahaha.



Junkie, you are one of my all time favortie people. Well, since the people I actually like is a pretty short list, at least you are around the top.

Yes, how did I forget Johnny depp, and Keanu Reeves, but only matrix Keanu, not Speed guy. And yes, Ethan Hawke is like pne of te Prettiest men ever.
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Postby Mercurygriffin » Thu Mar 25, 2004 3:56 pm

All people on this list are to report to the green lime jello filled cement mixer , in costume, pronto:

1. Balk, F.- black latex body paint
2. Ricci, C.- Grown up version of wednsday
3. Carter, H.B.- Marla's club clothes
4. Tesse, D. V.- nothing
5. Lita from the WWE- Wrestling attire
6. Jolie, A.- Red latex body paint
7. That chick from Uranium- regular clothes
8. Alba, J.- dark angel costume
9. Lee, A.- Stage attire
10. Random chick who could pass as Harley Quin- Harley Quin latex body suit.
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Postby vicious_blood » Thu Mar 25, 2004 5:40 pm

1) Nick Carter
2) Tony Lovato
3) Lars Frederiksen
4) Benji Madden
5) Brent Reed
6) Tim Armstrong
7) Nick Carter
8 ) Nick Carter
9) Nick Carter
10) Tony Lovato

(Only cause I'd do some of them more that once.)
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