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General mindless vegan rant. (boring catharsis)

Postby EvilVegan » Tue Feb 25, 2003 9:48 pm

Sorry guys I need to vent. You don't need to read it.

So I was at this coke-heads house last night and they were stupid. They said that I "acted" like a gemini because I read somewhere that gemini's were supposed to be the way I am. They also said I was mentally/emotionally the equivalent of being a 16 year old because I commented on virgins. They also told me that advil has animal biproducts in it. They also said several ignorant racial slurs. All in the span of an hour or so. Thats the summed up version. Now the questions . . .

1> Why is knoxville a haven for cokeheads?!

2> Who here thinks birthsigns have shit to do with anything?

3> Why is it that saying "I don't like virgins, they're not good in bed" something that a 16 year old would say?

4> Why is it that when I mention that I'm vegan, people feel the need to show me how it's wrong, I'm wrong, or I don't know what I'm talking about? (Note: this has absolutely nothing to do with the semen thread if you've posted/read on that.)

5> Why are racists stupid?

6> Why the fuck do I let shit like this crap get to me?

I would just like to mention that I've been gemini for 25 years or so, but I didn't know anything about personality/birthsign correlations until early last year. I mean I've always been indecisive, spastic, and moody. It wasn't til last year that I found out that most geminis are indecisive, spastic, and moody. After a bunch of research on the topic I've discovered that most people fit into their birthsigns even if they don't believe in them or don't know shit about them. Now I don't think that stars in the sky or monkeys in the jungle have shit to do with how I am as a person, but I do think that it makes sense that during the first moments of your life people are in certain moods and the climate is a certain way, which would affect how one grows. I would also like to mention that the person who said this to me was a picses, one of the signs most likely to not believe in signs.

Who here likes being in bed with a person who doesn't know what they're doing?! I mean. . . really?!

Why do people get on me about things not being vegan without knowing whether or not I consume those things?

Side note: why do people everywhere try to point out how other people are wrong, even when the people they're judging aren't wrong by the standards of the judge. Like a person who frequents a brothel judging a priest who comes in to get some booty. Or a meat eater who gets on to a vegan who might be eating something meat related. I do it to, so I was just wondering if anyone else had ideas on the subject. There are three ways to judge people's actions, you judging someone by your standards, you judging someone by their standards, or not judging at all.
Bible-Thumpers would fall into the Judging others by your standards. That doesn't work because other people may not have had the background and whatnot to accept or even understand the judgement. Nit-pickers (like moi) who point out that bible-thumpers are hypocrits or vegans might be eating meat also don't make sense; I mean why the fuck do we care if person A isn't doing what Dogma A says, We're all B people and don't care about/follow/believe Dogma A.

Racists=dumb. I'd forgotten they still made them. I mean they listen to ICP and Twiztid?! Who the fuck listens to that crap?

Yeah I know what you're thinking, what the hell was I doing hanging out with people of this calibre. Well I didn't know them very well and I went to hang out with this person I thought might be cool, and they were, but the other people were just plain retarded. Nice to me, polite to me, but retarded.

Venting complete. If you've read this much of my boring crap, please respond. Problems shared = problems lifted.
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Postby JaNell » Tue Feb 25, 2003 10:04 pm

I'm a Gemini.

Virgins are boring.
Sluts are boring.
Cokeheads are boring.

Racists are by definition Darwin Award Nominees.
That is all.
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Postby littlepockit » Tue Feb 25, 2003 10:28 pm

*I am not making fun of anyone here or being judgemental, im just stating opininon or things i have noticed.

First to answer your questions.

1. Coke is pretty easy to get here, and its fairly cheap. that and im not sure if this may be areason but, its a college town. most ever student i know has tried coke at least once.

2. i personally don't give much validity to birthsigns, but that is only because mine does not match me. maybe if mine was more accurate, i would pay more attention.

3. your statement has nothing to do with maturity levels. ive never known a 16 yr old male to turn down sex becasue the girl was a virgin, that is just silly.

4. because some people are ignorant and why are closed minded.

5. see above answer

6. because you are human and you ahve feelings. i let stuff like taht bother me too.


i have learned that in this area, families and groups are very clannish. and not to be judgemental or mean, but native tennesseans, in my experience, do not like "ferners" as my neighbor says it. also, alot of people are hypocritical in some form. in my opinion, this means all baptists and some priests.... (haha-just kidding)

to the advil thing, the company that produces advil (AmerincanHome Products/ Wyeth-Ayerth) also makes premarin, which is made from pregnant mare urine (cant wait for menopause...mmmm). i am not making this up. http://www.premarin.org


well, thats all for now.
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Postby Celestial Dung » Tue Feb 25, 2003 11:01 pm

1. Haven't a clue.

2. Not me. I'm reminded of the one horoscope many people story. Gentlemen give class room a horoscope. He asks how many people think that horoscope fit them. The majority said it did. He then asked to exchange papers. Everyone had the same horoscope.

I'm now trying to validate that story through net. Having no luck. I do see the principle though. Make a list of generalties and most people will see themselves in them, if nothing else then just a little bit.

http://www.skepdic.com/astrolgy.html

4. Vegan is sort of an alternative to the norm with moralistic undertones no less. Sometiems people act all weird when dealing with norm alternaives with moral undertones.

5. Something to do with juding other totally on their skin type of nationality....

6. Because your man and you have feelings. I've never met anyone who wasn't somehow effected by slams. The only thing to do is decide how to deal with it.

Sorry you had a rough time.
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Postby iblis » Tue Feb 25, 2003 11:28 pm

i think everywhere is a haven for cokeheads. it's humanity's nature to destroy itself, and if it can do that while being wired, then hell yeah!

they serve a purpose, if only to fertilize the lawns of our beautiful graveyards the world over.

i'm a virgo. a rather cuspy virgo. i'm also a monkey - it's the more dominant of the two signs, i think.

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see. quite dominant, that.
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Postby Nexxus23 » Tue Feb 25, 2003 11:54 pm

Evilvegan wrote:1> Why is knoxville a haven for cokeheads?!
2> Who here thinks birthsigns have shit to do with anything?
3> Why is it that saying "I don't like virgins, they're not good in bed" something that a 16 year old would say?
4> Why is it that when I mention that I'm vegan, people feel the need to show me how it's wrong, I'm wrong, or I don't know what I'm talking about? (Note: this has absolutely nothing to do with the semen thread if you've posted/read on that.)
5> Why are racists stupid?
6> Why the fuck do I let shit like this crap get to me?



1> Everywhere is a haven for cokeheads- they're like roaches, you know.

2> I actually *do* believe in astrology. PM me if you're actually interested in why.

3> I don't like virgins either- male virgins are usually just bad in bed, and way too fucking giggly to be sexy. Not to mention, most of the time they're illegal, as I am over 18 and they are usually not.

4> Because people are assholes, and feel they're always right... I am, you are, they are... it's just a fact of life.

5> Because racist = stupid, that's why.

6> Because you're human. I cried for 20 minutes because some redneck asswipe called me a bulldyke. We all get hurt by stupid shit like this.

Heh, feel better now, sweetie? *hugs*
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Postby EvilVegan » Tue Feb 25, 2003 11:54 pm

Aries are known to be dirty mexicans and decisive.
Taurus are dependable and stubborn.
Gemini are restless and indecisive.
Cancer are intuitive and motherly.
Leos are proud and leaderlike.
Virgos are intellectual and clean.
Libras are sociable and alert.
Scorpios are sexual and obsessive.
Sagittarius are impulsive and philosophical and they have stinky nuts.
Capricorns are responsible and ambitious.
Aquarians are honest and eccentric.
Pisces are dramatic and "bitchy".

Well thats over simplifying it for the sake of time, but still if you get a little more in depth with it I'm mostly gemini and a little cancer, which is what my birth sign is. . . 5 hours before cancer. Buttercup and Aural will both attest to my being indecisive and restless. Buttercup (aries) is a dirty mexican, ask her, more than she is stubborn or clean. Aural (sagittarius) is impulsive and philosophical, more so than he's say ambitious or leaderlike or dramatic, and boy are his nuts stinky.

But as with all things that apply with people they're not set in stone. Its just neat to notice that a lot of people seem to fit into their signs. Of course we do have consciousness and all that and things can affect us to make us different. I'm sure if my mom had been a bit more forceful and trained me to be different I'd be different, but she's a cancer and intuitivly realized that I was just being "me." My brother on the other hand is a Leo, very ambitious, very leader-like, even had a manelike mullet in highschool.

I mean if the temperature of the mulch pile gator eggs are in determines the sex of the babies then I'm sure the climate at time of conception and incubation has at least some effect on the offspring. I don't think the stars have much to do with it and I think it should be renamed, but I do think its an interesting field. . . psychoclimatology, the study of "nature" on nurture.

I would just like to ask everyone if they're feeling melodramatic, or if everything is bugging them more than it usually does, because we are "in the sign of picses" currently.

I know my life has been a bit more dramatic of late, and I've been in a bad mood. And the drama everywhere I go is pretty high. Just think of a child being born right at this moment having to deal with the crap that goes on in mid-february. Crazy weather, car wrecks, cokeheads, people in bad moods, etc. Babies pick up on that shit. Thats why picses suck and nobody should have sex in late May or early June. :) Just kidding.
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Postby Shadow » Wed Feb 26, 2003 2:57 am

I am a triple Leo and Year of the Dragon......Nuff said.
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Postby AuralFixation » Wed Feb 26, 2003 3:37 am

JaNell wrote:I'm a Gemini.

Virgins are boring.
Sluts are boring.
Cokeheads are boring.

Racists are by definition Darwin Award Nominees.
That is all.

preach it sister.....
Chris - Seriously what fountain of youth did the other members of Bauhaus find....they haven't aged a day wile Peter Murphy looks all old and haggard.

Jello Biafra - HE DOES NOT LOOK HAGGARD! Don't say that about Peter! Is there another Guinness over there?

Chris - Nope

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Postby ophelia » Wed Feb 26, 2003 3:55 am

Screw Gemini's. They can't make up their fucking minds.
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Postby EvilVegan » Wed Feb 26, 2003 5:24 am

ophelia wrote:Screw Gemini's. They can't make up their fucking minds.


Yes we can. . . or maybe we can't.
But you should definately screw us. . . or not.

But just because we can or can't make up our minds doesn't mean that you should be rude, or maybe it does, but either way we're interesting once we do get somewhere on someone else's initiative.

Speaking of initiative its my turn and I attack again. . . oh wait, no I cast a spell. . . no I defend. . . fuck it I pass.
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Postby The Stormstress » Wed Feb 26, 2003 5:52 am

1. dunno or care.

2. I have been interested n & somewhat studied astrology 4 about 17 years... still, I'm no expert... But 1 thing 2 consider iz that all planetary aspects at your time o' birth r taken n2 account n your complete natal chart... The position o' the Sun iz only a part o' the whole...
I'm Cancer- Sun, Cancer- Ascendant, Aquarius- Moon in the 7th house, and so forth,...
To even explain that much n detail would take longer than I care 2 type...my suggestion... check out a website that does free natal chartz with explainations ... like this: http://www.astro.com/

3. I'd just like 2 know what 16 yr old they think would even know or have experienced enuf 2 say that, unless the 16 yr old were trying 2 sound more mature... maybe... ?

4. They'r probably just conformist sheep, likely 2 afraid o' the very thought o' n e thing sooo different. (Not vegan, personally, but plenty different) Or, they might just fancy themselves 2 b all-knowing.

5. Rhetorical ?, I think.

6. Human, I guess... suks a big 1, huh!
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Postby JaNell » Wed Feb 26, 2003 6:17 am

ophelia wrote:Screw Gemini's. They can't make up their fucking minds.


Hey now, we're just enviably flexible thinkers. That's really what people fear about Geminis - we can think rings around everyone else, from all angles, at once. You just never know where the attack's coming from...
So loosen up, people.
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Postby ophelia » Wed Feb 26, 2003 9:36 am

Kids, I'm playing. I'm a Gemini.
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Postby littlepockit » Wed Feb 26, 2003 10:10 am

[quote="iblis"]
i'm a virgo. a rather cuspy virgo. i'm also a monkey - it's the more dominant of the two signs, i think. quote]

i am a cuspy virgo, too. my birthday is 20 september so im on the virgo/libra cusp. according to ev's chart, im a social, clean, smart person. im not sure about all that, but ok.

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Postby EvilVegan » Wed Feb 26, 2003 12:21 pm

ophelia wrote:Kids, I'm playing. I'm a Gemini.


You should still screw us, kidding or not.
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Postby Hardcoregirl » Wed Feb 26, 2003 12:51 pm

ophelia wrote:Screw Gemini's.


I can't stop screwing gemini's no matter how hard I try!!! :D
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Postby iblis » Wed Feb 26, 2003 12:54 pm

littlepockit wrote:
iblis wrote:i'm a virgo. a rather cuspy virgo. i'm also a monkey - it's the more dominant of the two signs, i think.


i am a cuspy virgo, too. my birthday is 20 september so im on the virgo/libra cusp. according to ev's chart, im a social, clean, smart person. im not sure about all that, but ok.

kimmie

mine's the 21st. it would blow goats, if not for the fact that it also makes me a metal monkey. bwa-hahahahaha!
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Postby Nexxus23 » Wed Feb 26, 2003 1:11 pm

I'm a Scorpio with Cancer ascendant. Scorpio ownz, yo. After all, it is all about sex, death, and other people's money... Heh.
And Geminis bite. My brother's a Gemini.



(and for those of you who can't tell if I'm kidding or not, I can't tell either so you'll have to figure it out on your own)
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Postby Tabris » Wed Feb 26, 2003 7:25 pm

iblis wrote:
littlepockit wrote:
iblis wrote:i'm a virgo. a rather cuspy virgo. i'm also a monkey - it's the more dominant of the two signs, i think.


i am a cuspy virgo, too. my birthday is 20 september so im on the virgo/libra cusp. according to ev's chart, im a social, clean, smart person. im not sure about all that, but ok.

kimmie

mine's the 21st. it would blow goats, if not for the fact that it also makes me a metal monkey. bwa-hahahahaha!


Virgo, with an earth element, in the year of the horse!


Nifty thing to check out is what Celtic signs you are.

http://www.celtic-art.net/


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