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My momma could beat up your momma

Postby EvilVegan » Mon Feb 24, 2003 6:32 pm

I wanna start a fight!

AuralFixation your nuts are stinky!

Buttercup is a dirty Exican.

Lets have a thread of cut downs and momma jokes! That way we can just move stupid pointless arguments here! YAY!
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Re: My momma could beat up your momma

Postby Hardcoregirl » Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:15 pm

EvilVegan wrote:I wanna start a fight!

Buttercup is a dirty Exican.




I am ALL kinds of spic...what you talkin' bout?

well, your momma has a peg leg with a kick stand.
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Re: My momma could beat up your momma

Postby JaNell » Mon Feb 24, 2003 9:12 pm

Buttercup wrote:
EvilVegan wrote:I wanna start a fight!

Buttercup is a dirty Exican.




I am ALL kinds of spic...what you talkin' bout?

well, your momma has a peg leg with a kick stand.


Buttercup, uh, uh, secretly eats Slim Jims!
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Postby Nexxus23 » Mon Feb 24, 2003 10:56 pm

*ahem*
    JaNell really is a large, evil reptile. And she belches fire when drunk. She also has nasty foot odor stemming from half-rotted Japanese schoolgirls stuck between her talons, er, toes..

    EvilVegan, yo' momma so old, she has to screw her pantyhose on.

    Everyone calls AF "stinky nuts"... so that's not news. LOL



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Postby littlepockit » Mon Feb 24, 2003 11:06 pm

what exactly is an "exican"?

and as far as that goes some of my favorite people are hispanic/latin american or whatever. besides that, that temper is a big turn on...


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Postby Hardcoregirl » Tue Feb 25, 2003 3:57 am

littlepockit wrote:what exactly is an "exican"?

and as far as that goes some of my favorite people are hispanic/latin american or whatever. besides that, that temper is a big turn on...


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My great grandfather on my dads moms side was from Mexico, you can tell by looking at my dad and aunts, but not me (except for the full lips and thick hair).

EvilVegan called me Mexican until the day I said I wasn't a big fan of beans, at which point I became an "exican".

That feisty temper is what gets me in so damn much trouble! Its genetic, and of course it was encouraged by being raised by my mexican grandmother and aunts, I can't help it!
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Re: My momma could beat up your momma

Postby Hardcoregirl » Tue Feb 25, 2003 4:02 am

JaNell wrote:
Buttercup wrote:
EvilVegan wrote:I wanna start a fight!

Buttercup is a dirty Exican.




I am ALL kinds of spic...what you talkin' bout?

well, your momma has a peg leg with a kick stand.


Buttercup, uh, uh, secretly eats Slim Jims!


No, tube steak, honey, tube steak....

*giggle*

Um..JaNell reads harlequin romance novels and hopes to one day have one published...
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Postby JaNell » Tue Feb 25, 2003 5:40 am

Nexxus23 wrote:*ahem*
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JaNell really is a large, evil reptile. And she belches fire when drunk. She also has nasty foot odor stemming from half-rotted Japanese schoolgirls stuck between her talons, er, toes..

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Postby littlepockit » Tue Feb 25, 2003 1:05 pm

Buttercup wrote:
That feisty temper is what gets me in so damn much trouble! Its genetic, and of course it was encouraged by being raised by my mexican grandmother and aunts, I can't help it!


yeah, i've seen many fatal games of "pollito" that started over things like territory and girls. went i was akid we lived between two rivals gangs...it was fun. (sarcasm)

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Postby JaNell » Tue Feb 25, 2003 1:07 pm

littlepockit wrote:
Buttercup wrote:
That feisty temper is what gets me in so damn much trouble! Its genetic, and of course it was encouraged by being raised by my mexican grandmother and aunts, I can't help it!


yeah, i've seen many fatal games of "pollito" that started over things like territory and girls. went i was akid we lived between two rivals gangs...it was fun. (sarcasm)

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My family is a rival gang...
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Postby Nexxus23 » Tue Feb 25, 2003 1:11 pm

littlepockit wrote:
Buttercup wrote:
That feisty temper is what gets me in so damn much trouble! Its genetic, and of course it was encouraged by being raised by my mexican grandmother and aunts, I can't help it!


yeah, i've seen many fatal games of "pollito" that started over things like territory and girls. went i was akid we lived between two rivals gangs...it was fun. (sarcasm)

kimmie


Heh, funny, I grew up between rival gangs too. Ah, the sweet, sweet scent of gunpowder in the evening... sure brings back memories, don't it?
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Postby littlepockit » Tue Feb 25, 2003 1:17 pm

yeah..it is kind of odd. i learned alot of life lessons then.

like, never play poker with a supposedly one armed man.
also,when you 7 years old don't stand on the front porch and yell "puta" real loud...


sigh...i miss the good ole days.

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Postby iblis » Tue Feb 25, 2003 1:37 pm

hahahaha

"puta".
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Postby littlepockit » Tue Feb 25, 2003 7:37 pm

or like on here it would be "puta de gotica".

although before anyone gets mad, im not calling anyone names...
just being silly...


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Re: My momma could beat up your momma

Postby creapyrob » Wed Feb 26, 2003 1:07 am

Buttercup wrote:
JaNell wrote:
Buttercup wrote:
EvilVegan wrote:I wanna start a fight!

Buttercup is a dirty Exican.




I am ALL kinds of spic...what you talkin' bout?

well, your momma has a peg leg with a kick stand.


Buttercup, uh, uh, secretly eats Slim Jims!


No, tube steak, honey, tube steak....

*giggle*

Um..JaNell reads harlequin romance novels and hopes to one day have one published...


So protien shakes are ok?

I don't know any of yous well enough to say anything jokngly mean.
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Postby Shadow » Wed Feb 26, 2003 2:28 am

::in best John Travolta voice, doing Vinnie Barbarino::

Neva talk bout my muther.......dat woman is a saint. :mrgreen:
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Postby Spam » Wed Feb 26, 2003 12:27 pm

Yo momma so fat it took a train, a bus, and 2 cabs for me to get on her good side
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Postby iblis » Wed Feb 26, 2003 1:35 pm

littlepockit wrote:or like on here it would be "puta de gotica".

although before anyone gets mad, im not calling anyone names...
just being silly...


kimmie

that's just too good. i'm stealing it.
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