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What's ur major malfunction?

I'm just a fucking idiot!
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My undies r n a bunch!
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OMG, U killed Kenny! U bastard!
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I can't get no... satisfaction! (i.e., sexually frustrated)
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U talkin' 2 me?! ...Die! Die! Die!!!!!!!!
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What's ur major malfuction?

Postby The Stormstress » Sun Feb 23, 2003 9:27 pm

:evil: :twisted: :evil: Were u people just born that way or did u actually have 2 work at it?!

Gallup, I ain't!
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Postby jane doe » Sun Feb 23, 2003 9:30 pm

uummmm...were which people born what way? to ask a question like that, you must specify who you are talking to.
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Postby The Stormstress » Sun Feb 23, 2003 9:52 pm

jane doe wrote:uummmm...were which people born what way? to ask a question like that, you must specify who you are talking to.


:roll: Duh, all who care 2 read it!
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Postby Darkintent » Sun Feb 23, 2003 9:56 pm

Wow... hmm... How to run with this one... Uh, I wasn't loved as a child....no no... The voices tell me to....nope... Boredom...yeah, that's the ticket... I think my malfunction is high blood pressure and being an admitted(devout :P ) sociopath... Sorry, I'm feeling silly (relatively) and thought I would interject...

Disclaimer... This post does not necessarily reflect the opinions of the voices in my head... and similarity to real life people is strictly coincedence... yatta yatta....
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Postby jane doe » Sun Feb 23, 2003 9:56 pm

well, you sound kinda lik eyou are mad at people and the way they are acting (or someting). so, if you are, how should they know who you are talking about. or are you just goofin off?
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Postby jane doe » Sun Feb 23, 2003 9:57 pm

(btw, im very tired and not very perceptive right now) :roll:
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Postby iblis » Sun Feb 23, 2003 9:58 pm

(_o_)

yeah, that pretty much sums it all up.
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Postby The Stormstress » Sun Feb 23, 2003 10:07 pm

jane doe wrote:well, you sound kinda lik eyou are mad at people and the way they are acting (or someting). so, if you are, how should they know who you are talking about. or are you just goofin off?


Both irritated by some who at the very least SHOULD already know they r and just goofin' off!

I take full credit 4 my ways... I brought much of the bitchdom that is me from past lives, enhanced it with genetics, added a dash of upbringing, splashed in some environmental influences, and let it simmer until it bcame just the right consistency!
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Postby Darkintent » Sun Feb 23, 2003 10:10 pm

Now all you need is a splash of lime and you're set...
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Postby The Stormstress » Sun Feb 23, 2003 10:12 pm

iblis wrote:(_o_)

yeah, that pretty much sums it all up.
:twisted: From u, that actually makes sense. LOL
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Postby EvilVegan » Sun Feb 23, 2003 10:17 pm

Yo G! I had been saying this shizzle fo yearz. Fo rizzle. I got the snizzle fop wimbap wit ma capshfixa latte rambo!
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Postby Caustic » Mon Feb 24, 2003 1:33 am

I'm just a little Johnny Allfucker.

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Postby JaNell » Mon Feb 24, 2003 6:32 am

Wow, I had no idea that you were interested in Freud! You know, an interesting article about the malfunction (of society) under the Ur-Father can be found here.
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Postby iblis » Mon Feb 24, 2003 8:04 am

The Stormstress wrote:
iblis wrote:(_o_)

yeah, that pretty much sums it all up.
:twisted: From u, that actually makes sense. LOL

i'm mad at the world because ascii porn hasn't been given its due credit.
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Postby JaNell » Mon Feb 24, 2003 10:40 am

iblis wrote:
The Stormstress wrote:
iblis wrote:(_o_)

yeah, that pretty much sums it all up.
:twisted: From u, that actually makes sense. LOL

i'm mad at the world because ascii porn hasn't been given its due credit.


Give it a bit...
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Postby celticsmith » Mon Feb 24, 2003 2:44 pm

JaNell wrote:
iblis wrote:
The Stormstress wrote:
iblis wrote:(_o_)

yeah, that pretty much sums it all up.
:twisted: From u, that actually makes sense. LOL

i'm mad at the world because ascii porn hasn't been given its due credit.


Give it a bit...


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Postby The Stormstress » Mon Feb 24, 2003 3:29 pm

:twisted: Speaking of major malfunction, do all u mtn folk think that an xtra 50 lbs+ o' lard is attractive?! I think the health risks probably balance out th' ugly, at least!

:twisted: Hate me! I'm thin, creative, intelligent, & hot!

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Postby JaNell » Mon Feb 24, 2003 3:43 pm

The Stormstress wrote::twisted: Speaking of major malfunction, do all u mtn folk think that an xtra 50 lbs+ o' lard is attractive?! I think the health risks probably balance out th' ugly, at least!

:twisted: Hate me! I'm thin, creative, intelligent, & hot!

(4 ne1 lost, it's n reference 2 the girly pin-up thread)


I can agree that you're thin.
Very, very thin.
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Postby The Stormstress » Mon Feb 24, 2003 3:55 pm

JaNell wrote:
The Stormstress wrote::twisted: Speaking of major malfunction, do all u mtn folk think that an xtra 50 lbs+ o' lard is attractive?! I think the health risks probably balance out th' ugly, at least!

:twisted: Hate me! I'm thin, creative, intelligent, & hot!

(4 ne1 lost, it's n reference 2 the girly pin-up thread)


I can agree that you're thin.
Very, very thin.


ALMOST AS THIN AS THE AIR ATOP UR PEDESTAL?
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Postby Nemesis » Mon Feb 24, 2003 5:43 pm

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