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Incompetent Mass Murderers

Postby div » Tue Jul 08, 2003 1:54 pm

http://www.msnbc.com/news/936155.asp

I mean, come on... only 6 people (including himself) and another 8 injured. In a plant that size? You can bet that if I snap and start killing people at work, i'm going to get more than 6 people. I'll get them ALL.
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Re: Incompetent Mass Murderers

Postby MahoganyDawn » Tue Jul 08, 2003 2:43 pm

div wrote:http://www.msnbc.com/news/936155.asp

I mean, come on... only 6 people (including himself) and another 8 injured. In a plant that size? You can bet that if I snap and start killing people at work, i'm going to get more than 6 people. I'll get them ALL.


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Postby Sir Diddimus » Tue Jul 08, 2003 2:46 pm

Obviously, he hadn't been practicing with his new copy of Postal 2.....:twisted:
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Postby iblis » Tue Jul 08, 2003 2:54 pm

I'm not normally competetive, but I think it'd be fun to try and beat his high score.

Hell, maybe we should make a night of it. "Gothic Killing Spree".

Tell me that's not appropriate for the scene. :mrgreen:
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Postby scarecrow » Tue Jul 08, 2003 2:58 pm

Sir Diddimus wrote:Obviously, he hadn't been practicing with his new copy of Postal 2.....:twisted:
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Postby QueenOfTheFlock » Tue Jul 08, 2003 3:09 pm

Maybe we can even get my beloved Zodiac to come out of retirement and help...or something.
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Postby white_darkness » Wed Jul 09, 2003 11:08 am

That's weak...If I lost it...I'm taking my whole building with me.

He definitely needs to practice.
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Postby iblis » Wed Jul 09, 2003 12:07 pm

Pfft. I'm not going postal until I know I can take out at least a city block. If you're going to go apeshit, you might as well aim big.
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Postby Spam » Wed Jul 09, 2003 12:51 pm

iblis wrote:Hell, maybe we should make a night of it. "Gothic Killing Spree".


I'm down for some Goth hunting action. :asshole:
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Postby razor » Thu Jul 10, 2003 5:34 am

I just had to point out.. further down in that article...

It was the nation’s deadliest workplace shooting since a software tester in Wakefield, Mass., killed seven people the day after Christmas in 2000.
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more practice required.

Postby Derk Jyslexic » Thu Jul 10, 2003 6:11 am

These guys would do better if they got a little practice...

Aren't they teaching this stuff in high school these days..?

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Postby MahoganyDawn » Thu Jul 10, 2003 8:19 am

razor wrote:I just had to point out.. further down in that article...

It was the nation’s deadliest workplace shooting since a software tester in Wakefield, Mass., killed seven people the day after Christmas in 2000.


A game testers life is hell. walk 5 feet. write fine. walk 5 feet. write fine. walk 5 feet. crash. write crash. start again. *pulls hair out* AHH!
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Postby iblis » Thu Jul 10, 2003 8:54 am

MahoganyDawn wrote:
razor wrote:I just had to point out.. further down in that article...

It was the nation’s deadliest workplace shooting since a software tester in Wakefield, Mass., killed seven people the day after Christmas in 2000.


A game testers life is hell. walk 5 feet. write fine. walk 5 feet. write fine. walk 5 feet. crash. write crash. start again. *pulls hair out* AHH!

Yes, and by the time you finally get the game worth playing, they give you a whole new piece of shite to work on. Yay.
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Postby white_darkness » Thu Jul 10, 2003 10:24 am

iblis wrote:
MahoganyDawn wrote:
razor wrote:I just had to point out.. further down in that article...

It was the nation’s deadliest workplace shooting since a software tester in Wakefield, Mass., killed seven people the day after Christmas in 2000.


A game testers life is hell. walk 5 feet. write fine. walk 5 feet. write fine. walk 5 feet. crash. write crash. start again. *pulls hair out* AHH!

Yes, and by the time you finally get the game worth playing, they give you a whole new piece of shite to work on. Yay.


You know this guy wasn't testing some sort of first person shooter...or maybe he was testing a really screwed one...
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