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morning sunshine... ;)

Postby BearDragonLady » Wed Jul 02, 2003 9:39 am

Tiptoe to the window, by the window that is where I'll be
Come tiptoe through the tulips with me!
Tiptoe from your rock, to the shadow of a willow tree
And tiptoe through the tulips with me!
Knee deep in flowers will stray, we'll keep the showers away.
And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight, will you pardon me?
Come tiptoe through the tulips with me!

and now for something completely different...

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Postby Cheerleader of the Damned » Wed Jul 02, 2003 9:57 am

What's really sad about that is that there is probably a woman out there who could tackle that and iblis has probably found photographic evidence of it on the web.
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Postby junkie christ » Wed Jul 02, 2003 1:10 pm

im never getting in the ocean again.......
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Postby pryjmaty » Wed Jul 02, 2003 2:01 pm

:ohmy:
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Postby digita1pixie » Wed Jul 02, 2003 2:29 pm

FORG!!!
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Postby iblis » Wed Jul 02, 2003 10:55 pm

Thank you. I kept meaning to upload that monstrosity, but was always distracted. :D


Cheerleader of the Damned wrote:What's really sad about that is that there is probably a woman out there who could tackle that and iblis has probably found photographic evidence of it on the web.

Not yet I haven't. Give me a few more days. :mrgreen:
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Postby JaNell » Thu Jul 03, 2003 12:55 am

No.
Fucking.
Way.
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Postby creapyrob » Thu Jul 03, 2003 2:24 am

In the immortal words of Strong Bad:

"HOLY CRAP!!!"
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Postby Mercurygriffin » Thu Jul 03, 2003 3:58 am

WOW! That would make goatsee cry!(inside joke).
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Postby creapyrob » Thu Jul 03, 2003 12:32 pm

Aristotle Onassis has his barstools covered with the
foreskin of a blue whale. He told his female guests to
imagine they were sitting on the most powerful penis
in the world.
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Postby MahoganyDawn » Thu Jul 03, 2003 12:36 pm

Wow.. thats really unbelievable sick.
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