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Gothic Meatloaf

Postby ReddErin » Thu Jun 26, 2003 1:38 pm

I make a damn fine meatloaf. The problem is, it just isn't gothic enough. Any suggestions?
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Postby Hardcoregirl » Thu Jun 26, 2003 1:40 pm

A nice pinch o' drama, and a dollop of pretention?

Oh..and chopped dead babies always add that little somethin' somethin' ;)
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Postby Lost Traveler » Thu Jun 26, 2003 4:03 pm

hmm errins posts have been dangerous today.


Ummm-

Use toast crums instead of bread.

extra onions (you should do this for anything including cake and iscream)

Use a holloween jello mold to shape the meat

some hot sauce would be nice (see onions)

cook near the heat source so the outer layer will harden and blacken


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Postby MahoganyDawn » Thu Jun 26, 2003 4:33 pm

add BLACK beans? *grins*
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Postby junkie christ » Thu Jun 26, 2003 4:50 pm

make it in the shaoe of a head and a hand, then staple the hand to the head
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Postby Nemesis » Thu Jun 26, 2003 7:26 pm

How about a pinch of the fat singer from The Rocky Horror Picture Show...? :lol: I'm sure "Frank" wont mind sharing some of his leftovers...
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Postby ReddErin » Thu Jun 26, 2003 9:12 pm

Thank you. I made the meatloaf according to your specifications and fed it to Tony. He suddenly turned very pale and his hand went to his head in a faint. "This meatloaf cuts you up. It's undead, undead, undead. I'm going to go dye my hair black number one and slit my wrists."

That was not the effect I was going for. Oh, well. Tomorrow is fish day. Any suggestions?
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