What does *your* horoscope say?

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Postby Mother Mo » Sat Jun 28, 2003 1:41 am

Gemini
Your evil twin kicks in Friday, causing you to lay out of work.
With the sun in cancer, lots of high spf sunscreen is advisable.
By Tuesday, the sun, moon, and mercury are all in cancer, so be ready for thorough crabbiness.
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Postby JaNell » Sat Jun 28, 2003 12:26 pm

Nemesis wrote:Gemini: (May 21—June 21)
You will find yourself torn between two lovers, one who is giving and kind and refuses to let you go, and another who chains you to the bumper of his truck.
:lol:


LOL
Ain't that the damn truth.
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Postby JaNell » Sat Jun 28, 2003 12:27 pm

Mother Mo wrote:By Tuesday, the sun, moon, and mercury are all in cancer, so be ready for thorough crabbiness.


Wonderbar.

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And so on...
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Postby celticsmith » Sat Jun 28, 2003 12:37 pm

I am torn between...


*singing*

OOOOOOO Look at all the crabby people.......


and



Vader!......The boards has Crabs!!!! AGAIN!!!!

Time to get out the "special" shampoo.
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Postby iblis » Sat Jun 28, 2003 12:57 pm

celticsmith wrote:I am torn between...


*singing*

OOOOOOO Look at all the crabby people.......


and



Vader!......The boards has Crabs!!!! AGAIN!!!!

Time to get out the "special" shampoo.

The "again!" part really disturbs me. :mrgreen:
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Postby Godam Hippie » Sun Jun 29, 2003 7:04 am

Scorpio--

Passionate, sexy, charasmatic, and Don't Piss Me Off or I'll Sting and it will hurt.

My horoscope for today: You will be very tired all damn day because you procrastinated all week you lazy bitch. Your lucky number for today is not 69. 'sigh' can't have it all.
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Postby miz kitty » Sat Jul 05, 2003 5:29 pm

Aquarius: You are a freak among freaks. You will do anything three times...so long as it is in the name of science.

Aquarius w/ Leo rising: you were born to rule....you are a social creature and love being around people

Chinese Zodiac-the Rabbit: we all know what rabbits do best :roll:
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Postby scarecrow » Sun Jul 06, 2003 3:03 am

Nemesis wrote:Gemini: (May 21?June 21)
You will find yourself torn between two lovers, one who is giving and kind and refuses to let you go, and another who chains you to the bumper of his truck.
:lol:


....but I have a jeep:twisted:

Im a textbook Libra...sorry guys you can't all be perfect...hehe
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Postby junkie christ » Sun Jul 06, 2003 7:13 pm

scarecrow wrote:Im a textbook Libra...sorry guys you can't all be perfect...hehe

but dude, dont you remember? your the definition of gawth! my website to you got 666 more hits today.....
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Postby MahoganyDawn » Sun Jul 06, 2003 11:21 pm

*brandishes her pinchers and grins an evil lil crab grin*
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