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A story about snuff, porn, and the space-time continuum.

Postby iblis » Sat Jun 21, 2003 11:44 pm

When I watched this, I peed a little. :shock:
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Postby MahoganyDawn » Sun Jun 22, 2003 10:32 am

This my friends is what happens when I leave him alone for 5 hours while I go to work. I need some sort of cage for him... *sigh*
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Postby FalseAbsolution » Sun Jun 22, 2003 10:08 pm

Well...... That was interesting....... :rofl:

That was hillarious
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Postby junkie christ » Mon Jun 23, 2003 1:47 am

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Postby JaNell » Mon Jun 23, 2003 8:59 am

Aaaaarrrrgggh!
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A-ha-ha-ha!
Ah,
Ah,
CHOO!
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Postby briarus » Mon Jun 23, 2003 12:06 pm

thats where my cats keep going!! :rofl:
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Postby Sir Diddimus » Mon Jun 23, 2003 5:21 pm

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Postby Derk Jyslexic » Wed Jun 25, 2003 3:29 am

MahoganyDawn wrote:This, my friends, is what happens when I leave him alone for 5 hours while I go to work. I need some sort of cage for him... *sigh*


handcuff him to the bed with access only to a stick of butter, two midget ponies, one rubber boot, a bottle of vinegar, 3 breadsticks and a t1 line.. no computer, tho.

that ought to assist in making him a little more receptive to your suggestions.

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