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Cars and Sex?

Postby white_darkness » Mon May 03, 2004 11:07 am

Does your car determine your activity?

A German magazine conducted a poll on the issue.

Too bad polling is an inherently flawed method of gathering information, or in this case, fortunately...
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Postby div » Mon May 03, 2004 11:38 am

all that data tells me is that europeans don't get laid enough.
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My car.

Postby Nigredo » Thu May 20, 2004 12:50 pm

Well, there was a couple of times that my car came in handy at Sanctus.... :boobies:
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Postby LordHades » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:52 am

Not to hijack the thread.. ok, yeah, since the link is down, totally to hijack the thread..

I drive a 91 GMC Sierra 1500, club cab. I'm 6'5", so it's mostly about the legroom for me (Although I can't really imagine myself driving anything BUT a truck, another post, another topic). Now while I have a back seat, technically.. it isn't exactly sufficient for any.. activities, particularly for someone of my frame. Now, while it might seem a little tame, this results in a presumption that the only real choice is a bed for fun & games. So here's my question, what's the best way to to cover a bed liner with a vertically ridged surface so that unnecessary damage to knees, elbows and other valuable parts is avoided? Would a blanket or two be sufficient, or would I need to likely invest in, say, a sheet of plywood or an air mattress to get a sufficiently flat yet yeilding surface conducive to fun.
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Postby div » Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:45 am

I used to have a foam mattress that had been raided from a pop-up camper in the back of mine. Combine that with a camper top and you're set for pretty much whatever activities you want. Great for drive-in movies....

My only reason for having that setup was so that i could transport fragile musical instruments while I was in the band in high school. i swear :twisted:...
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Postby LordHades » Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:33 pm

Heh, cool. I've got a tool box, so I'm not sure the camper would fit. But it's worth a thought :)
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Postby lupa » Mon Oct 18, 2004 2:54 pm

mmmmMMmmm...car sex

me likes!!!!!
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Postby Hardcoregirl » Mon Oct 18, 2004 3:52 pm

Car sex is fun if you are like...16 and can't go home to a nice bed.

Now, road head, thats another story altogether.
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Postby LordHades » Tue Oct 19, 2004 7:16 am

Hrmm.. Road head is always a viable option, urban legends aside, so long as cruise control is an option. For those of use who tend to tense up when we're ready to pop, however, and are still driving vehicles from the last millenium... A good thing can turn very bad, very quick. On the other hand, it's hard to think of a better way to speed up long trips, both in reality and perception. Or short ones for that matter. Ones of intermediate length.. those too.

In fact, about the only problem with road head is how little effect getting head has on me.. Giving though.. Now giving rocks.
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Postby absinthe_minded » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:11 am

Buttercup wrote:Car sex is fun if you are like...16 and can't go home to a nice bed.

Now, road head, thats another story altogether.


I agree. However, road head is perhaps more relaxing, not to mention safer, if someone else is driving. :D

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Postby white_darkness » Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:55 am

LordHades wrote:Hrmm.. Road head is always a viable option, urban legends aside, so long as cruise control is an option. For those of use who tend to tense up when we're ready to pop, however, and are still driving vehicles from the last millenium... A good thing can turn very bad, very quick. On the other hand, it's hard to think of a better way to speed up long trips, both in reality and perception. Or short ones for that matter. Ones of intermediate length.. those too.

In fact, about the only problem with road head is how little effect getting head has on me.. Giving though.. Now giving rocks.


All it takes is practice, there's nothing better than a bit o' head while cruising down the interstate at 80mph and having to shift gears.

:woot:

And Hades, you didn't hijack the thread, it's been dead for a long time. If I'm remembering the article correctly (too bad Yahoo doesn't keep archives longer) the more expensive and sportier cars got more action. Of course, if the poll victims were having their mid-life. They're not going to answer honestly.

Serious note aside.

I <3 road head, and best of all, I have a roomy automatic now.
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Postby div » Tue Oct 19, 2004 12:16 pm

LordHades wrote:Hrmm.. Road head is always a viable option, urban legends aside, so long as cruise control is an option. For those of use who tend to tense up when we're ready to pop, however, and are still driving vehicles from the last millenium... A good thing can turn very bad, very quick.


Nah. Forget cruise control. Then the tach/scream of the engine becomes an easy guage for the giver as to how well they are doing. 9k rpm in 5th gear and I'm almost there.... Of course, at that speed it doesn't take long to get anywhere....
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Postby Russo » Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:46 pm

Buttercup wrote:Car sex is fun if you are like...16 and can't go home to a nice bed.


Well, ya know, sometimes you just can't wait to make it to the bed. ;)
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Postby LordHades » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:56 am

Car sex is fun if you are like...16 and can't go home to a nice bed.


Well, ya know, sometimes you just can't wait to make it to the bed.


Hrmm, two very, very good points.. On the one hand, there's nothing like the proper time, the proper place, with the proper supplies. On the other hand, sometimes the proper time is NOW, and place be damned. I suppose it all boils down to how eager one's partner is, and how long you'd have to wait to get home.

Still, from a purely personal standpoint, I'd probably have to agree with Buttercup on this one. Mostly because I can barely fit in a back seat sitting upright and at an angle. On the other hand, in a van, or the bed of a properly prepared truck, on a warm night beneath the stars.. Certainly has potential.. Not that you can see the stars anymore..
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