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Soundtrack to Speeding Tickets

Postby KL » Thu Sep 11, 2003 2:09 pm

What is your favorite tune to play while driving in an insane rate of speed? How do you maintain your rhythm while carving curves and blowing past the century mark?

I have a few faves, but I prefer SOM's Lucretia above all others- good lyrics and a relentless beat-

"I hear the roar of a big machine
Two Worlds and in between
Hot metal and methedrine . . ."

The next badass bike I build will be named Lucretia, My Reflection.
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Postby div » Thu Sep 11, 2003 2:20 pm

My absolute all time favorite song to try to drive faster than? Jesus Built My HotRod - Ministry.
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Postby Sir Diddimus » Thu Sep 11, 2003 2:48 pm

All of Ministry's Psalm 69 CD

Which I don't have in my car anymore, hence no speeding tickets in a while.
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Postby creapyrob » Thu Sep 11, 2003 11:37 pm

Fat Bottom Girls
a lot of outlaw Country thats really good and fast.
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Postby junkie christ » Sat Sep 27, 2003 1:59 pm

misfits - earth AD
fear factory - demanufacture
slayer- any early thrash slayer. esp: angel of death, raining blood
ive had alot of ticket........
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Postby Mistress Eve(L) » Sun Oct 05, 2003 10:24 pm

I actually got a ticket on Thanksgiving a couple of years ago listening to NIN "STARFUCKER" right when it came out.... I got busted flying at about 95
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Postby Hillbilly Psycho » Mon Oct 06, 2003 7:23 am

Some of my favs that always end in a little slip of pink paper would have to be:

Ace Of Spades - Motorhead
Ted, Just Admit It - Jane's Addiction
Side 1 of "The Top" - The Cure
and of course, and pre-"Diver Down" Van Halen or pre-"Coda" Led Zep.
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Postby Aubri Wolf » Sat Oct 11, 2003 9:58 pm

I would have to say I have 3

Judis Priest - Turbo Lover
Judis Priest - Metal Messiah and
Ofspring - Nitro
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Postby Seraph Antaine » Mon Oct 13, 2003 3:42 pm


Highway Star, by Deep Purple
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Postby judas gnb » Tue Oct 14, 2003 10:38 pm

i cant drive 55 sammy hagar
the first sevendust album
and stuck mojos pigwalk album
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Postby spookwhore » Fri Dec 19, 2003 1:42 pm

I always drive too damn fast so it doesn't matter what I listen to. I can tell you what my favorite songs while getting pulled over are though.

"The Dope Show (live)"-Marilyn Manson (just for the edited line "the pigs and fags")
"Lie"-Nine Inch Nails
"Fuck The Police"-Dope (NWA's original is good for this too))
"Pig"-Coal Chamber (I've actually been pulled over while listening to this, & forgot to turn the stereo all the way off. Luckily the cop didn't notice, or didn't care.)

Just for speeding purposes, anything by Cradle of Filth or Slipknot will do. As will Slayer's Devine Intervention & Show No Mercy, & The Misfits Earth A.D. Nico's The Marble Index is good but only at red lights at obscene volumes.
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Postby white_darkness » Wed Dec 31, 2003 3:14 pm

The worst for me:

Hanzel Und Gretyl's Komet Ride
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