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Postby tbones » Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:46 am

hi im new. dont hurt me. or eat me. k.
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Postby gothic_spleen » Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:53 am

welcome to the ward...on your left we have isolation room one, to your right we have the common area, and for your evening meal we will be serving valum, and klonopin ala cart, and for drinks we have an excellent selection of thorizine cocktail, as well as our world renound bong waters....welcome to the assylum
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Postby tbones » Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:53 am

then i have come to the right place !!!
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Postby The Fallen » Thu Feb 23, 2006 8:00 pm

Welcome to Our Darkness, do come out and see us
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Postby Nigredo » Fri Feb 24, 2006 1:15 pm

Welcome :beer:
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Postby Hardcoregirl » Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:15 pm

But you are so cute, I want to eat your face!
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Postby karlaBOO » Sat Feb 25, 2006 1:01 am

We only eat babies. But......they have to be REALLY fat.

Oh, Hi!
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Postby uncle goth » Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:22 pm

you really have to know how to cook them,no garlic, its a vamp thing
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Postby elasticwings » Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:54 pm

I eat girls on occasion... Oh yeah, I went there.
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Postby Francesca » Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:42 am

elasticwings wrote:I eat girls on occasion... Oh yeah, I went there.


Oh really...do you take appointments?

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Postby elasticwings » Sun Feb 26, 2006 9:12 am

Francesca wrote:
elasticwings wrote:I eat girls on occasion... Oh yeah, I went there.


Oh really...do you take appointments?

Francesca


Absolutely. ;)
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Postby tbones » Mon Feb 27, 2006 1:22 pm

i can schedule that for you two if you'd like :lol:
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Postby Francesca » Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:21 pm

elasticwings wrote:
Francesca wrote:
elasticwings wrote:I eat girls on occasion... Oh yeah, I went there.


Oh really...do you take appointments?

Francesca


Absolutely. ;)


**Blush** aw your're just saying that....scruffs foot across floor..
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Postby elasticwings » Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:33 pm

Francesca wrote:
elasticwings wrote:
Francesca wrote:
elasticwings wrote:I eat girls on occasion... Oh yeah, I went there.


Oh really...do you take appointments?

Francesca


Absolutely. ;)


**Blush** aw your're just saying that....scruffs foot across floor..


Hehe, well try and setup an appointment and see.
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Postby Francesca » Fri Mar 03, 2006 6:57 pm

elasticwings wrote:
Francesca wrote:
elasticwings wrote:
Francesca wrote:
elasticwings wrote:I eat girls on occasion... Oh yeah, I went there.


Oh really...do you take appointments?

Francesca


Absolutely. ;)


**Blush** aw your're just saying that....scruffs foot across floor..


Hehe, well try and setup an appointment and see.


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Postby gothic_spleen » Sat Mar 04, 2006 12:49 pm

*smirks jealosly* get a room
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Postby junkie christ » Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:58 pm

i eat midgets.
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Postby iblis » Sat Mar 04, 2006 6:08 pm

junkie christ wrote:i eat midgets.

do you prefer to use ketchup on 'em, or soy sauce?
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Postby tbones » Thu Mar 09, 2006 3:29 pm

isnt there a new tv show about a midget family?
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