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Re: looking for that dark prience to sweep me away

Postby Caustic » Thu Nov 25, 2004 11:10 pm

kaosefairy wrote:a few days ago i tried to kill my self but all that happened was i fell asleep for three days . stuppid me thinking that i could actualy kill my self , i'm a fucking vampire for hell's sake . anyway , if there's anyone who thinks they may be able to help me coop and/or deal with forbiden course please pm me and let me know .


You're right. That was pretty silly of you, being a vampire and all. Have you considered a wooden stake or possibly throwing yourself upon a pile of crosses? According to famed vampirologist Joss Whedon, these methods, along with beheading or immolation, should do wonders to cure your necromantic woes. Good luck with curing the undead damnation!

jhselti wrote:i was born a blood vamp and have had a hell of a hard time dealing with it. i have only recently come to terms with the fact of what i am and who i am for that matter.


Hi! My name's Caustic. While I don't often care to pipe up, in this case, having watched Blade and The Omega Man, I believe I have some constructive advice to give you. First, whatever you do, do not allow the vampires to take over the world. This would be an entirely negative thing for all parties involved, and will certainly hinder finding a cure.

Two, remember that your mother, though she may have birthed you, is now the undead, and as such, will turn upon you in a heart beat. If your heart beats. I dunno. At any rate, do not hesistate to impale her when the time comes. The old phrase still rings true: "Better a bird in the hand than your vampiric mother wearing your intestines as a party hat."

Third, you're going to need a scientist. I'd recommend one who's female and sympathetic to your plight. It also helps if she tends to work late nights and/or has been attacked by vampires previously, helping her to understand the severity of the situation. Once everything has been explained to her and she has the lowdown, offer to take her to the nearest Kroger; from what I understand, garlic is always a key ingredient in such cures. Also, do not let your vampire mother kill you. That's such a key point, I felt the need to stress it again.

Hope that helps!

i have much to say here but i want to wait for a reply on this so far.


There you go! If you need any more advice, please feel free to post. We're a very inclusive community, from the waist down.

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be nice

Postby gothicbeauty1313 » Thu Nov 25, 2004 11:36 pm

hey try to be nice. people are going to belive in what they want, and making fun of someone is childish now stop the drama. this is not what kg is about we need to support one another and I thank all who have




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Re: be nice

Postby Caustic » Thu Nov 25, 2004 11:43 pm

gothicbeauty1313 wrote:hey try to be nice.


Hi! I'm trying. That's why I didn't post anything above and beyond what I said. I'm sure there are more vampire movies with much more creative ways to make certain the undead stay that way.

At any rate, as I doubt we've been introduced, I'm Caustic. You know, for a reason.

people are going to belive in what they want


I believe that I'm being helpful. When somebody comes to me, complaining that they fall into a three day stupor upon their attempted vampire doomkiss, what do you expect? This entire thread is a plea for help and that's what I'm offering. I'm just that kind of warm, fuzzy, tentacltastic guy.

From the waist down.

this is not what kg is about we need to support one another and I thank all who have


That's okay; I'm not about KnoxGothic. Ignoring that for the moment, here's another support site. Also, Google for further real vampire support if making the eternal darkness that little more eternal isn't your thing.

Thanks for your advice!
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I know this person

Postby gothicbeauty1313 » Fri Nov 26, 2004 12:09 am

I know this girl and her ex and I support them both I was ones of the ones who stayed up all night so she wouldn't choke on her vomit I was there the night she did this. I'm not trying to dismiss the fact you are trying to help. but the way you stated your words sould like a joke, and I my self have vampric traits that's all i was stating sorry I took it the wrong thanks for your help.~j~


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Postby mafiaman » Fri Nov 26, 2004 3:28 pm

Why would I post on this thread when I haven't posted here for months?

That same sense of bewilderment is present when I hear questions like this:

"Why are there so many pics of anthropomorphic animals doing dirty interspecies anal, but so few of Godzilla getting a hummer from Mothra while Gigan bangs it in the silk-hole?"

Its just one of those things you have to comment on.



OK, there are some people here who think they are vamipires or "vampiric". They have some deep, angsty emotional drama going on. They are goth. They want to meet more goth people in a social setting. Attempted suicide is mentioned.

All of this in a VERY PUBLIC FORUM.

Tell me this isn't an advertisement for a new White Wolf LARP....
Something for the New, Improved WoD? A fresh game to be played by all those dissaffected youth who want to demonstrate their individuality by buying and wearing mass-market Hot Topic stuff.





Now, on suicide and public posts regarding it. Obviously, this is a plea for help. So, I'll help.

Keep trying to commit suicide and eventually you'll get it right. Practise makes perfect. Persistence is omnipotent and all that shiznitt. Just don't give up until you succeed! Remember that I'm cheering you on!

Dying because you are in emotional pain just means that humanity's average intelligence has increased by a fraction. Think of it as evolution in action.
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Postby Hardcoregirl » Fri Nov 26, 2004 3:34 pm

If any of you all know how to get into one of those awesome vampire clubs where Traci Lords gets sprayed with blood from the sprinklers...I'm so there.

Caustic is my baby's daddy, and not only is he an expert in vampire slaying, he's an honorary male monkey and will go all Buffy on yo ass, foo.
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Postby 4X541N7 » Fri Nov 26, 2004 4:38 pm

mafiaman wrote:Why would I post on this thread when I haven't posted here for months?

That same sense of bewilderment is present when I hear questions like this:

"Why are there so many pics of anthropomorphic animals doing dirty interspecies anal, but so few of Godzilla getting a hummer from Mothra while Gigan bangs it in the silk-hole?"

Its just one of those things you have to comment on.



OK, there are some people here who think they are vamipires or "vampiric". They have some deep, angsty emotional drama going on. They are goth. They want to meet more goth people in a social setting. Attempted suicide is mentioned.

All of this in a VERY PUBLIC FORUM.

Tell me this isn't an advertisement for a new White Wolf LARP....
Something for the New, Improved WoD? A fresh game to be played by all those dissaffected youth who want to demonstrate their individuality by buying and wearing mass-market Hot Topic stuff.





Now, on suicide and public posts regarding it. Obviously, this is a plea for help. So, I'll help.

Keep trying to commit suicide and eventually you'll get it right. Practise makes perfect. Persistence is omnipotent and all that shiznitt. Just don't give up until you succeed! Remember that I'm cheering you on!

Dying because you are in emotional pain just means that humanity's average intelligence has increased by a fraction. Think of it as evolution in action.


:rock: Mafiaman...you fuckin' rock...
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Postby sinful_fetish » Fri Nov 26, 2004 4:45 pm

Oh have I enjoyed this thread. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, not to mention the realization that I am not as fucked up as some others


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Postby Shadow » Fri Nov 26, 2004 4:50 pm

Buttercup wrote:Caustic is my baby's daddy, and not only is he an expert in vampire slaying, he's an honorary male monkey and will go all Buffy on yo ass, foo.



oooooooooo, Can I be Faith? C'mon Caustic lets go kick some vampire butt.

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Velcome

Postby Nigredo » Fri Nov 26, 2004 5:37 pm

I bid you Greetings and Velcome.

Don't worry about your Ex. Their are hundreds and hundreds of people. I am sure one of them will be yours. :-) :) :D
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Postby X » Fri Nov 26, 2004 7:00 pm

DAMNIT everyone beat me to being a smartass.

so, for now, i give you a welcome basket, including a garlic sammich, and an 8 oz cup of water.....holllllly water that isss....


personally....if i were gonna pick a favorite method of killing vamps, it would be via lost boys, death by stereo method...except i would pick a cooler song to come on.....perhaps Pantera's "I'll cast a shadow"...yah, that would be good.
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Postby gothicbeauty1313 » Sat Nov 27, 2004 2:06 am

I'm through giving a shit! she makes me feel sane ...... and plus I hate people doing shit for... attaion and try to kill baby beacuse she thinks she pergnent nope no for drama for me
good luck aaron. say all you want on this subjut I may soulds like a bitch but you do't know the hole story, I hope get what you want aaron good luck in life
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Postby Caustic » Sat Nov 27, 2004 10:24 am

gothicbeauty1313 wrote:good luck in life


Unlife.
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Postby sinful_fetish » Sat Nov 27, 2004 11:05 am

gothicbeauty1313 wrote:I'm through giving a shit! she makes me feel sane ...... and plus I hate people doing shit for... attaion and try to kill baby beacuse she thinks she pergnent nope no for drama for me
good luck aaron. say all you want on this subjut I may soulds like a bitch but you do't know the hole story, I hope get what you want aaron good luck in life



Honey, you really should read through your posts before you press submit. It only leads to further embarassment.


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Postby mafiaman » Sat Nov 27, 2004 2:00 pm

gothicbeauty1313 wrote:I'm through giving a shit! she makes me feel sane ...... and plus I hate people doing shit for... attaion and try to kill baby beacuse she thinks she pergnent nope no for drama for me
good luck aaron. say all you want on this subjut I may soulds like a bitch but you do't know the hole story, I hope get what you want aaron good luck in life


Drink much?
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Postby Shadow » Sat Nov 27, 2004 4:08 pm

sinful_fetish wrote:
gothicbeauty1313 wrote:I'm through giving a shit! she makes me feel sane ...... and plus I hate people doing shit for... attaion and try to kill baby beacuse she thinks she pergnent nope no for drama for me
good luck aaron. say all you want on this subjut I may soulds like a bitch but you do't know the hole story, I hope get what you want aaron good luck in life



Honey, you really should read through your posts before you press submit. It only leads to further embarassment.


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Postby sinful_fetish » Sat Nov 27, 2004 9:14 pm

Shadow wrote:
sinful_fetish wrote:
gothicbeauty1313 wrote:I'm through giving a shit! she makes me feel sane ...... and plus I hate people doing shit for... attaion and try to kill baby beacuse she thinks she pergnent nope no for drama for me
good luck aaron. say all you want on this subjut I may soulds like a bitch but you do't know the hole story, I hope get what you want aaron good luck in life



Honey, you really should read through your posts before you press submit. It only leads to further embarassment.


*andrea*


I think I like this Andrea........she's mean like me.


Being mean is what I do best. My mom always told me to do what I am good at :twisted:

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Postby pryjmaty » Sat Nov 27, 2004 9:23 pm

There is a fine line between honesty and meaness. i've not seen any 'meaness'......sorry, Shadow, joo is a sweetheart. ;) Hell, if i was acting like a tard, i KNOW i could count on Shadow to tell me so. Sounds like you are about the same, Andrea....looking forward to meeting you!
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Postby Hardcoregirl » Sat Nov 27, 2004 9:27 pm

Well, I hope someone learns early not to argue with a monkey.
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Postby pryjmaty » Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:31 am

Arguing with a Monkey is just sociatal suicide.
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