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Postby Black Lotus » Mon May 19, 2003 4:46 pm

oooh, did I say spanking? :twisted:
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Postby Lost Traveler » Mon May 19, 2003 5:46 pm

hey
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Postby Nemesis » Mon May 19, 2003 7:24 pm

Hi.. Welcome.. Yes you did... :lol:
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Postby Imp » Mon May 19, 2003 8:22 pm

Greetings and hallucinations.
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Postby pryjmaty » Mon May 19, 2003 8:25 pm

>>LadyIvanna pulls out her paddle. :twisted:
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Postby MadHatter » Mon May 19, 2003 11:51 pm

Beetings and Salivations. :twisted:
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Postby The Fallen » Tue May 20, 2003 7:12 am

Will that be one spanking or two?
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Postby celticsmith » Tue May 20, 2003 7:36 am

Talk about showing one's ass.....

Not a wise idea unless you are in to that sort of thing....too many volunteers....


OH CRAP!!! Tennesee Volunteers!

Their spank you till your ass is black and blue and ORANGE!!!!
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Postby Sir Diddimus » Tue May 20, 2003 7:47 am

celticsmith wrote:Talk about showing one's ass.....

Not a wise idea unless you are in to that sort of thing....too many volunteers....


OH CRAP!!! Tennesee Volunteers!

Their spank you till your ass is black and blue and ORANGE!!!!


Or, I could just use my orange and white flogger until they're black and blue :twisted:


Oh yeah,
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Postby Nemesis » Tue May 20, 2003 8:14 am

Sir Diddimus wrote:
celticsmith wrote:Talk about showing one's ass.....

Not a wise idea unless you are in to that sort of thing....too many volunteers....


OH CRAP!!! Tennesee Volunteers!

Their spank you till your ass is black and blue and ORANGE!!!!


Or, I could just use my orange and white flogger until they're black and blue :twisted:


Oh yeah,
Welcome



That is just plain wrong on so many levels... :poop:
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Postby Sir Diddimus » Tue May 20, 2003 8:30 am

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Postby The Stormstress » Tue May 20, 2003 1:19 pm

Grrrreetings & spank u very much! :twisted:
If u r such a vamp, then bite me, bitch! :twisted:
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