What... No Vonnegut?

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What... No Vonnegut?

Postby vertigo25 » Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:20 am

It's been hours and there hasn't been a single R.I.P. Kurt Vonnegut thread.

You guys are losing your edge.
The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.
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Postby vertigo25 » Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:21 am

Oh... BTW... Kurt Vonnegut is dead.
The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.
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Postby Hardcoregirl » Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:37 pm

I thought about it, but since I haven't read any of his books, I thought it was not really my place.

As far as our edge, yeah..where did that go? People gotta post here more often.
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