Happy Zombie Jesus Day

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Happy Zombie Jesus Day

Postby vertigo25 » Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:13 am

Think about it...
The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.
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Postby Russo » Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:28 am

If she were a street gang, I'd go to war with her with bottles and chains.
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Postby blindboy » Sun Apr 08, 2007 2:14 pm

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Postby rec|use » Mon Apr 09, 2007 10:39 am

best thread ever
i'd rather be your enemy than hear you call me friend
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Postby Hardcoregirl » Mon Apr 09, 2007 11:04 am

Sinthia posted this on myspace.

"Oh no. Please don't antagonize hardcoregirl. We'll all regret it." -DarkVader
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Postby Ray+Wendy » Mon Apr 09, 2007 9:08 pm


From the Nashville Zombie Walk.
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Postby gothic_spleen » Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:54 pm

i think i wanna hump your leg now....hell was full....thats great
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