need someone to perform handfasting

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need someone to perform handfasting

Postby uncle goth » Tue Dec 26, 2006 3:59 pm

I have friends coming in from ohio today and they want to get hitched.they will be here till monday so time is short. If your qualified to do this service please contact me a.s.a.p.or pm me unclegothink2006@ yahoo.com thanx
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Postby gothic_spleen » Wed Dec 27, 2006 1:38 am

jay is qualified i think?
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Postby vertigo25 » Wed Dec 27, 2006 2:22 am

Johnathan and Jason are both qualified.
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Postby Arkady » Wed Dec 27, 2006 2:23 am

I can't unfortunately. Not sure who else to point you to.
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Postby DarkVader » Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:14 pm

No, I'm not really qualified. I'd have to read from a script, and I would not feel comfy considering it's people I've never met.

I'm assuming since you only said handfasting, you don't need a legal marriage officiated? If so, you'd be better off finding someone who is more familiar with the ceremony; as in, have ever seen it done (I haven't).
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Postby uncle goth » Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:49 pm

thanks for the help guys, no paperwork needed just an official. i might have it taken care of still waiting to hear back :D
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Postby The Fallen » Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:27 am

Motm is qualified, she performed Asher's wedding
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